“Plaintiff believed the group was headed outside for lawful purposes.”

I don’t think the guy went ‘by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players’ but I’m not sure what the guy thought -was- going to happen. Have a smoke? Trade Magic: the Gathering cards?

I’m sure Belichick likes the fact that he’s a gritty, lunchpail guy, a grinder. He’s probably a cerebral player too, with a high motor, who is sneaky-athletic with deceptive speed.

We’re in a tight spot!

Yeah, right man! Bishop should go!

Oh sweet merciful crap, I NEEDED this today. THANK YOU.

> Newt, you can still just walk away.

“Vagina.”

If the Spanish commentator would like to properly “capture the excitement,” I suggest he tune in to some Panthers broadcasts.

Mike North is the meatheadiest meathead of all the meatheads. He is King Meathead, the meathead messiah to whom all other meatheads flock for their meathead takes. He is the platonic ideal of meatheads, the standard by which all future meatheads shall be measured. He’s truly the goddamn worst, and he’s like a meathead…

Tell Drew to stop crying, my hands are 8.25". (I’m 6'2", 210#, size 12 shoe; someone shrinky-dinked my hands as a kid or something)

Plus eins

Where have I seen this guy before?

City Animals fans are the WORST.

Blonde Bro Without Sunglasses is the flesh golem sculpted from Tom Brady’s courtroom sketch.