If I want to play an arcade game about a mustachioed man who wields a hammer, I’ll play Donkey Kong instead.

Of course he says that; he’s required to say that he supports legal precedent. That means he may not fully throw out Roe v Wade, but he’ll have no trouble accepting everything that chips away at the rights contained in that decision. “See, I didn’t overturn it,” while gutting all the substance from it.

Even if it is accurate, words hold little value to people like him.

Nobody should.  Ever.

It’s #MAGA word salad. It isn’t supposed to make sense, it’s just throwing poop at the chimpanzees in his base.

This transcript of a phone call between Trump and Woodward is also bonkers. Trump just keeps insisting over and over than none of the six or seven people Woodward tried to go through to get an interview told him about it. But if you read carefully, he slips up a couple of times and admits he knew about the requests.

I wonder if Woodward deliberately named the book that knowing that most URLs won’t accept colons, rendering the title “Fear Trump in the White House”.

Look at their license?

Also.

I live in a country where Uncrustables aren’t sold, nor have I ever consumed one, yet I still knew of there existence.

My friend told me about these ten years ago and I thought she had lost her mind. How hard is it to make your kid a sandwich every day for lunch? I found out when my son went to Kindergarten and I went back to work full time. I didn’t buy Uncrustables, but I did rely on those mini packs of Goldfish that I had…

Your not wrong. And it’s the thing that offends me the most about the current MO of the GOP. Pretending like the serial adulterer/con artist is a man of god, and not Satan in the flesh.

At this point Ted Cruz might see a bump in popularity if he actually did turn out to be the Zodiac Killer.

I have no idea what that has to do with the comment you replied to, but yes, I feel that the gif in question deserved far greater infamy than it has achieved thus far.

Never forget:

Ted Cruz always looks like his human costume is slipping off his alien body.

They picked the right message. The others are too iffy. For instance, pointing out he’s a religious hypocrite? They all are, inside, as well; so too close to home. Suggesting Cruz might not be anti-gay enough is ridiculous - and also less popular than it used to be. Accusing him of not being presidential? He’s not…

The simple solution, of course, is to get more billboards.

I only got the video preview things recently, and I hate them. It’s never made me want to watch a show or movie, but has convinced me not to watch several of them that I had planned on seeing until their awful trailer auto-played.

No, you see, Netflix, I pay you money every month so that I don’t have to see commercials. I can understand that maybe the subscription fee isn’t enough to cover the costs of licensing the shows and so on, but if you don’t provide an option that allows me to continue watching Netflix without ads, I will not…