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I’m sure the apples we’ve bred to be what they are are bred to last a long while. What I mean is that the bitten part looks pretty fresh. Regardless of an apple’s durability the inside turns brown pretty quickly once exposed. So if someone took a bite of an apple at 8pm or 12 am that day and they posted this at 4 am

I, literally, don’t understand the toilet paper fiasco. Newsflash, water from the toilet and water from the shower go to the same place. Worse comes to worse, just wash your ass in the shower ... which you should be doing anyway.

Paper towels down the toilet bowl is a bona fide recipe for disaster. I thought about this the other day and it occurred to me that maybe if it comes down to paper towel etc I need a diaper genie for disposal of things that CANNOT go down the toilet.

It needs to be an app so that you have to submit your info to a third party, who can then turn around and get rich selling the anonymized data for marketing and advertising purposes, obviously. 

If you are settling down to have kids right now?

Right, and I don’t think anyone is arguing against the use of genetic counseling.

If you are in a relationship and thinking of having kids; THAT’S THE TIME to screen for genetic markers. As a dating app; it’s just kind of unnecessary. Add to that his weird association to Epstein and it feels creepy.

“I didn’t even get the chance to use Epstein’s services. I was too busy basking in the smell of my own genius to even notice the lush tropical settings, the large number of scared young women, or that I was keeping company with a human trafficker! I’ve got important brain stuff to do!”

Everybody always has an excuse for why they were friends with or spent significant amounts of time with Epstien, although “we did our science nerd thing and left” in the context of a wealthy benefactor who wants an army of genetically perfect offspring isn’t as reassuring as you think, Church! 

Can’t you just do genetic screenings to see if you and your partner are carriers of whatever diseases you have in your respective families? Why turn it to a dating app? I’m not going to date someone just because neither of us has the genes for Huntington’s disease. And if it did turn out both me and my partner are

he was criticized for using a fatal beating that took place across the street from one of his galleries to promote an event, telling Gothamist that the death was “nice, in a weird way,” and “a bit of Old Brooklyn.”

Pro tip for young creatives: if you approach someone looking for a job and they offer to pay some or all of your salary in “experience and exposure”, RUN. AWAY. IMMEDIATELY. The only exceptions are internships that fulfill class credits, professional certification hours or some other direct compensation. The

“We’re like a family.” In that, you will be talking about them in therapy for years to come.

Always a warning sign:

*Slight spoilers for season 6* I loved the moment when she had the heart-to-heart with Vanessa Gecko, and she realized that this competition she’s been in with this other successful woman in her field has been all in her head. Gecko doesn’t hate Princess Caroline, and offers her good advice on the struggles she is

I refuse to believe that anyone who stands outside a health clinic and harasses patients, while having no idea what exactly they are coming in for, is just passionate about their beliefs. They do it entirely for their own sense of self worth.

Thank you for this article. The Women’s Clinic saved my life when I was a teenager and miscarrying. My sister and I would’ve been off far worse had it not been for them.

ALSO Hershey bars are necessary for the s’mores my big ass is gonna make all through the winter, so yeah. lol

I’m giving out full-sized Hershey bars, not because I’m rich, but because I have a Costco membership. 60 full-sized packs of candy (reese’s, hershey’s, skittles, starburst) for under $30? Yes, please.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.