That’s absolutely my theory too. The only power she has is to threaten to stick him with a scandal he won’t be able to lie his way out of. There’s never been a president who got divorced while in office so I have no idea how that would work, but I assume it would be a narrative he wouldn’t be able to control and…

Different take on the “plastic surgery” vs. “abuse” conspiracy theories.

Merrily? The fuck? Who the hell chooses “merrily” to describe anything but a musical number or nursery rhyme?

oh i dunno, that vid of her next to Obama at the funeral had her looking a bit merry ... as do other pics when she knows the Donald is not in the vicinity trying to grab her hands

I can’t blame her for wanting to keep her job.

The smokey eye bit wasn’t referring to her “lazy eye look.” I don’t wear makeup but I’m guessing it’s an actual look. The joke was that she uses ashes from facts as makeup. You know, because she’s a lying propagandist for the administration who routinely denies objective reality.

I’m disappointed but I certainly understand it.

Melania has never done anything in her life that could be described as “merry.” Her first instance of walking merrily will be when she follows Bone Spur’s casket to his gravesite, at which point she will be eff-ing giddy.

Four reporters spotted Melania in the White House last week walking merrily along to a meeting. They never reported the sighting because it would hurt the sick narrative that she was living in a different part of the world, was really ill, or whatever.

Mmm, I dunno. Trump is a deeply insecure person, and deeply insecure people will absolutely get worked up over nothing if they feel that nothing is in any way a slight on them. If Trump feels that the “Missing Melania” jokes are a jab at his masculinity (and as a man who most definitely views his wife as both property…

Supporting the false equivalency that what Sam Bee said is somehow on par with what Roseanne said is such bullshit. The way we capitulate to the narrative the right constructs is part of the reason why they’re able to sell the public blatant untruths.

Take commenters on Slate or the Seattle Times for that matter with a grain of salt. I lived there for several years. Is there a homeless and addiction problem in Seattle, absolutely. No one is denying it. But there is an addiction epidemic all across this country, it’s just that Seattle isn’t denying it so the Megyn…

Any women in the area want to go visit the summit and start asking some pointed questions about reproductive rights, healthcare, and the pay gap?

I have a customer who is a big white trash trump fan. He comes in yesterday trying to start bitching about it and I stopped that shit real quick.

He keeps making that claim about the balance of trade, which he basically admitted he pulled out of his ass in a session with Trudeau. Apparently (as he has done with a host of other things) his staffers after the fact had to come up with a way to make the claim seem “truthier” which was accomplished from redefining…

I think he meant to say something along the lines of “We should source our lumber and timber from within the US.”, but I think that’s what happens when you’re running out of characters and have already had 5 diet cokes...

Holy fucking shit. His poor daughter. HOW DID THIS MONSTER CONVINCE TWO WOMEN TO MARRY HIM???????

Well, do they? DO THEY?

eta: Also it’s worth noting that Canada does not have a trade surplus with the US, we have a $8.4B deficit, a number that the US Commerce Department agrees with but who needs facts when you’ve got MAGA ammirite?

“Do Timber and Lumber in U.S. ?” Is a sentence the president wrote down. With a space between U.S. and the question mark.