Also if your school has outside walls, it probably already has giant holes in them. They look like this:

Imagine students barricaded in classrooms with no way to escape. The shooter is roaming the hallways. The only exit is the door to the hallway. If students tried to escape via the hallway, they could be greatly at risk.

This. Roseanne said what she said because Valerie Jarrett is black and Roseanne is racist. Samantha Bee didn’t call Ivanka a cunt because she is a woman, she called her that because she is doing cunty things, and frankly, I could see Samantha Bee easily calling a man that, too.

I am completely and utterly amused that they’re bothered by her calling Ivanka a cunt but not by this: “Put on something tight and low-cut and tell your father to fuckin’ stop it.” 

If you can equate Roseanne’s insult of Jarrett perfectly to Sam Bee’s insult of Ivanka — if you honestly cannot find a single difference between the two instances — I don’t think you’re approaching the issues with necessary cognitive functions.

As Roy Moore and the Duggars have shown, the right isn’t particularly bothered by incest or pedophilia.

Okay. Two things:

The pearl-clutching that crawls out when the alt-right seeks a tit-for-tat takedown is hilarious and sad. Their is no actual belief behind their poutrage, it is just for show.

We needs to push Virginia on this. One more state to go.

So which of the 13 (to 18, see below) remaining states is likeliest to get us over the line?

You know, Democrats could make a campaign issue out of this. Arizona, Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, Georgia - all haven’t ratified it, all are blue-to-purple. In an era where the President is an open misogynist, this would be a tremendous opportunity to codify equal rights for women into the Constitution.

His post may not violate criminal law, but it will help the defense show motive and hopefully prove that it wasn’t an accident and maybe up the charges.

accident or opportunity? could the driver have not seen him at 3pm in the afternoon? i doubt it. if the debris had been there instead of a black man, he would have avoided it, i’m sure.

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

Look, I have tangoed with Ambien Walrus. Ambien Walrus has hid the clothing I specifically laid out to wear the next day, spent $100+ on sensible purchases at Uniqlo, written a page and a half of a play, (accurately) filled out and submitted online forms, and initiated some pretty hot sex. But Ambien Walrus has…

It doesn’t look like Barr is trying to learn from her experience, though. Despite announcing that she was leaving Twitter, the actor-comedian, who’s also been dropped by her talent agency, has been retweeting fans’ defense of her actions, as well as retweeting (then undoing) a debunked post that claimed Jarrett…

“I would stab Death twice in the heart before he could get you”, might be the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard.

But the latest bad review was from Consumer Reports, which does not accept ads. And the row which started all this, was with Reveal, which is a non-profit investigative journalism outlet which also does not take ads. So he is totally wrong.

My concern is a billionaire who has been making use of people as beta testers of “Full Self-Driving Hardware” that media outlets are corrupt because they are owned by rich people.

I suppose it’s too much to ask Elon if he now understands a bit better why his thoughts of having the public vote on the honesty of media is a bad idea.