If the gold was that easy to find, then someone already has, and just kept it quiet.

OK, since he says it’s as least 5000 feet above sea level, is there like a program that someone could enter that data into, and produce a map of places in the Rocky Mountains that qualify? Like some kind of detailed, geography-oriented gps or googleEarth -type thing?

That Dan Johnson went out like that was legitimately the least unusual thing about his life. I say this because Dan led a life that was absurd and unbelievable in the extreme. In all seriousness, somebody should do a documentary on him.

There’s nothing like travel to upend the digestion for some. You can’t simply go to the bathroom to fart it out, because it’s ongoing, the farts are not stopping, and the plane doesn’t have a surplus of bathrooms, so setting up shop and staying in there isn’t an option either. After a while, you just give up, stay in…

This. If you think you stink, wash up real quick in the gym’s showers. No amount of perfume will cover your stink if you smell bad, once you start exercising and sweating. It’ll just transform that into the unholy spawn of perfume and stink, give it greater range, and ruin gym day for anyone with perfume allergies.

“When I’m hanging out with other girls, there’s always SO MUCH DRAMA.”

A 20-pound lobster is probably full to the brim with PCBs anyway.

Ugh, god, now you’ve got me thinking about it, goddammit.

Yeah, but after about day 3, they’d just be masturbating as performance art. You gotta keep them occupied, which is a full-time job in itself.

I’m thinking that short scene we saw of Paula doing something in the office, at the moment when Rebecca called to tell her the blackmail was over, is going to turn out to be something really big.

Great, streaming TV is going to be just like cable soon enough. I wonder how long it will be before a consolidation service pops up where you pay them a fee, and they get you access to multiple company’s streaming content.

Just curious, but do GNC and nonbinary people fall under Trans, or is that a different (though related) category?

If Timberlake is enough of an asshole to try that, I hope there’s a hologram malfunction, and the Prince holo spends the entire time standing there silently, just flipping the audience the bird.

It looks like a vengeful spirit from an unknown Japanese horror film franchise.

Jesus christ, “POTC2", or whatever it’s going to be called, was stupid when it was just people joking about hollywood being sequel-crazy. Now that it’s really going to happen, I don’t think we have the vocabulary to describe how stupid it’s going to be.

Jesus, how much torment are they going to put the Hailey character through?

You can buy cricket flour - it’s just roasted, dehydrated crickets ground down to fine powder - and use it in cooking. No gross-out factor involved, and it’s nutty-tasting, and high-protein, high-fiber.

Was he actually deleted, or did he take down his own account to generate interest for some stupid thing?

Beautiful! What is this style of tattoo called?