Or would result in them saying goodbye to it forever.

He doesn’t have to be. Van Gogh’s are popular, the art has a very recognizable style, and any piece would be worth a ton. If using stolen art as a means of transferring money, a Van Gogh with guaranteed provenance would be some kind of platonic ideal.

It’s 18K. So solid gold alloy.

No. The snake was a common figure for rebirth in ancient myths, because it has the power to dish out death, but also sheds its old skin (which, during the shedding process, develops features humans associate with old age and illness), revealing a new, young, shiny, brand-new skin (and therefore body). Snakes were also…

I’m all for providing individualized, comprehensive financial analysis and counseling for people who lack the resources to purchase it themselves. If this were what the waiver program were going to offer, I wouldn’t have a problem with that particular aspect of it.

We’re not talking about one-on-one counseling here. This is going to be a standard website “training” class that involves going over the most generic shit possible, and that then asks you to parrot back what you just read.

It’s a frappuccino that’s made peace with what it is.

Trump is more of a “Behold, the best! (at first glance)” type.

You really don’t have to go to all that trouble. His properties fail enough inspections as it is.

Trump likes gold. He doesn’t like worrying that the guests will steal his gold. Thus, the plastic.

“CAUTION: Fish Bait, Not Intended For Human Ingestion”

Except they don’t want to be told that the evil Jazz Weed doesn’t kill people through overdose, isn’t a hallucinogen, and is about as addictive as coffee. Or that it has beneficial effects for people with chronic pain, seizures, etc. Even the most cursory of research would show this, as would simply reading a user…

I’ve wanted one of these since forever, but I’ve heard that they will damage the less-powerful Kitchenaid mixers. Is there anything to this, or is it just rumor?

I’ve wanted one of these since forever, but I’ve heard that they will damage the less-powerful Kitchenaid mixers. Is…

I’m embarrassed at how long it took me to figure out they were filled with processed, sweetened cornflakes.

Just once, I’d like to see a movie with a plot about a woman seeking justice for the assault of someone she loves. Don’t even show the rape; have her experiencing a normal, happy day, and then get called down to the hospital because the victim had put her down as their emergency contact, and have her, and the…

No, they’re just extremely common ways people attempt to relieve stress. Exercise and eating are the other two most common, and we all know how Trump feels about exercise — so that, plus the many accounts of how he eats, supports the claim that he eats to handle stress.

“[The president is in excellent health] for a man who is about to become a corpse in very short order, due to multiple causes. Truly amazing health, all things considered; he’s not even on a ventilator! Send his family my condolences, I know this is going to be hard for them.”

Did the government lie to us over sensitive information it didn’t want to see made public?

Work parties that are sex parties are apparently endemic to the current incarnation of silicon valley tech culture, but gawwwsh, he had no idea it was a sex party!

If you don’t have any skills people like, you can still try to become a celebrity by being the biggest piece of shit you can be.