Too many.

Dancing? Maybe. But not before I piss on his grave.

Any recommendations for convincing a former feral to agree to live indoors 100%?

They were working up to it - Alaska already legalized. And Maine has too, it just hasn’t yet set up a means of allowing production or sales. New Hampshire and Vermont have been talking about it, and Virginia or Florida would likely have been talking about it next, especially once California started posting revenue…

Here in Kentucky, the two largest cities recently passed bills to start raising their own minimum wages, only to be stopped when the governor went crying to the state court system, which responded by ruling that cities don’t get to decide things like that for themselves. I’m still working on articulating exactly how…

If I remember correctly, she gives a very large discount for service to patients who agree to let her have their procedures filmed for use. It would stand to reason that the patients with crappy insurance, or no insurance, who are short on money, would be the ones most likely to agree to those terms — and would have…

IBS

Surgeons don’t like revising, or working with another surgeon’s work, period.

Go for the baphomet statue, but use the original design, where the goat demon also had boobs. And have it be 20 feet tall, and lit 24 hours a day.

Let’s start with Trump himself.

I think Barron has his own little reinforced pillow fort (or maybe it’s an actual bomb shelter) in his room, that he dives into whenever his daddy comes home. Outside of photo-ops, and getting into or out of shared transportation, you don’t see them together.

Even back when I was in retail, there were people who would get huffy over hearing “Happy Holidays!”, though thankfully, they weren’t most customers. The propaganda’s gotten more effective since then, though, so I can’t even imagine what the people working there now have to put up with.

Yeah, and he’s never stopped bitching about it, is my guess.

Every muscle in my body clenched up on that one.

Casting Will Smith as the lead sure can’t have helped.

Holy shit. He is the turd that keeps on turding.

“I have a confession to make: When Max was a baby, I dropped him on his head. For like, a whole day.”

More like he donated his brain to science, and they collected (what there was of it) early.

Yes. He’s been the face of the company for something like 20-odd years, and has pretty obviously gone out of his way to try and hold onto his youth.

And yet it was a little disappointing to discover that was not the case.