It’s cheap, I guess? Pretty much every school or work event I’ve been at where pizza was provided was Papa Johns. I have no idea why else people would order it, except that they are ordering 5-10 pies, and are cheapskates. Or maybe it’s a regional thing, like sickeningly sweet tea, and they all just love sickeningly…

Then slowly lower him into a boiling vat of the not-cheese substance used in his “pizzas”.

GOOD. The show was terrible.

Now I really, REALLY need to see a Hall of Presidents where all the other presidents roast the Trump robot.

We’ve got a bunch of wax president tourist attractions, too. We’re really weird about our presidents.

Any interest in breaking into the hall of presidents with me, once fuckface is impeached, kidnapping the Trump robot, and dragging it behind the car on the trip back to DC, where we toss it out in front of the reflecting pool?

How can I live in a world where “The Emoji Movie” was not actually the worst film of the year? Where films exist, that were released this year, THAT ARE SOMEHOW WORSE?

She got a chin implant a looong time back, so that may not be entirely true.

He has to earn that chin! Just like Ivanka did!

It’s as if every single Trump kid let Daddy pick out their veneers. Which is... I mean... they should know better than anybody that Donald Trump’s preferences in anything are TERRIBLE.

Rabies

That does not look like Obama.

Like a nugget of shit, only the shit is the glurge. A tiny story (with a lesson/moral) that ends up revealed as utterly terrible when subjected to any critical thought; beloved by religious educators at church and “school” alike.

I had no idea that Pierpoint made his living writing for minstrel shows! It’s so gross, especially with the way his life was presented to us in (church school) class — as a glurge nugget, portraying him as a lifelong failure, whose only success was writing “Jingle Bells”, with the asinine moral that we should never…

It sounds like, at the time, sleigh-ride songs were big business in Boston, NYC, and northern states that did receive snow. So writing a song for consumption in a different region would make sense, especially if the form and vocabulary of the song were already pretty well set.

My family bought a fake tree when I was a little kid, which lasted for just over 10 years - it could have lasted a whole lot longer, but the way it was built, you had to install each branch separately, and by then, us kids had managed to lose or break most of the branches, or their attachment sites on the trunk. Then…

Unless that giant buttplug is going to pick up the needles while it harasses the people unable to afford San Francisco housing prices, it’s not exactly helping matters.

If it helps, the reading of the snake as being satan is relatively new. Initially it was just a snake, because snakes shed their skins and are reborn all shiny and new. So when the snake says “WTF are you talking about? You won’t die if you eat that fruit. And you’ll be wise”, it could even be argued that the snake…

She was at a sleepover with the pastor’s daughter, who she was friends with.

No idea. I know we’ve got a regulation on the books that classes his nonconsensual, unwanted fingering of a minor as rape, though.