Been there, done that, had the most embarrassing day of my life in the ER. But at least it was something built for and intended to go up there; it it had been some random, stupid household object, I think I would have preferred the TSS.

It wasn’t nearly that big when he started. Fucking the ring meant he had blood flowing into his dick, but not able to flow out as fast as it was coming in. Which meant his dick swelled; from there it was a self-perpetuating cycle of swelling and blood pooling in his dick —that would have ended with his dick dying if…

Yeah, that’s about what you’d expect when the story says a guy attempted to fuck an object that is basically a rigid ring, and ended up needing it busted off of his dick.

It’s too hamfisted for an art film, too much nonstandard symbolism and art-film for the regular moviegoer audience. I’m not surprised it got an “F”. Especially as it has been advertised as a horror film for weeks leading up to its release.

I think it may also be that, a home full of plants can look almost tropical — reminiscent of the vacation that most of us will never be able to afford.

Maybe? I know I am. Primarily because my home is too dry and my water is too hard to keep plants alive for very long, especially during the winter. Also because I like the idea of lush green, tropical-looking plants as decor, and have ever since I worked at a place that had that.

People wearing noticeable makeup sometimes do the same thing for me. Depends on if it matches their face or not; if they tried to get a completely different face, it’s often unsettling.

Anyone with a face painted on that is obviously not their own is unsettling.

Jesus, he never even listened to the damn album? I can’t believe that, he’s gotta be lying.

One other problem: a lot of places don’t have much for that antenna to pick up.

dull, uninspired story about a guy named Dracula who isn’t a vampire but later becomes a vampire for some reason

“It’s the end of the fucking world! Also I pooped in your toilet and it won’t flush. Let’s fuck.”

He would suspect her? Unless there’s other people hiding out in the house, I mean.

They spread fermentation bacteria and yeasts, and encourage rot and mold in produce — in addition to the spreading of filth already mentioned.

Fruit flies go apeshit for the smell of fermentation, you been lied to.

It doesn’t help that we ended up reneging on most of what was supposed to be on our end of the deal.

I don’t trust Trump to answer his phone without fucking it up somehow.

That’s pretty much normal; a lot of that oohing and ahhing is, I suspect, performative.

My insurance wouldn’t cover using it for migraines. Which sucked, since there weren’t any good alternatives for me.

Both his sons have had work done. But Trump also doesn’t seem to have much of a problem with offensively derpy-looking guys.