I can’t say I thought they’d be any help, but I had sort of assumed that at least one of them would occasionally NOT excuse or back up the words or actions of the World’s Biggest And Least Bearable Toddler. Look at that photo! Look at her face — that is the expression of a person who loves her dad, but who hopes every…

“Capable of Nothing”

Growing up with Donald Goddamn Trump for a dad, that she didn’t have three times the work done on her face and body should be the shocking part. As cruel as he is to women in general with regards to their looks and his boner, I can’t imagine how much more demanding he’d be towards his own daughter — he’s such a…

From the looks of it, her company also makes theirs out of less-sturdy materials than the brands they’re ripping off.

Fuck Ivanka, and fuck anybody who bought her whole campaign line about how she would make sure her piece-of-shit father implemented policies of equality. I had been thinking of her as a joke — a “moderating influence” that never even bothered to show up for work, assuming she had ever planned to at all, which I doubt…

After the events of 2016, can we please stop referring to horrible people becoming the nominees of the opposing party as any kind of gift? It’s not a gift until we’ve won, if nothing else.

So, does a presidential pardon wipe a person’s slate of the conviction, or is it that state office allows for convicted to run for office?

“Employ” implies they’re being paid, and not having to break the bank simply to protect the persons they’ve been assigned to.

Rename it the General Sherman Highway already.

Or remove the assoles, and then replace them with historical figures who weren’t goddamn assholes.

I’ve been wanting more escapist entertainment than usual.

The title is a reference to the story of Iphigenia (sacrificed by her father for his men’s sin of killing a sacred deer for food), so something about somebody needing to be sacrificed to placate the wronged parties would make sense.

I use an oil cleanser on my face. On my body, I’m not used to having to do much maintenance or moisturizing — the most I ever did was gentle physical exfoliation with a cloth (plus some dry brushing on elbows, knees, shins, etc during winter). I’m doing some spot-oil cleansing on body, but it’s not easily done safely…

Make sure she’s got all the contact info for the departments at her school that she can turn to if she’s got difficulty. And knows that she can go there for help.

Cash might be better. Giftcards tend to eat away at your balance if you don’t use them right away. If she’s got a bank account, cash would definitely be better.

Any suggestions for severely dry skin? Like, seriously, ANY?

Gluing your vagina shut?! I don’t think the nopetopus is gonna be enough this time.

Just so long as they aren’t selling lipstick for the labia, and oh god, do not show me if they are.

Oh for fuck’s sake.... they’re gonna sell products for use on the groin, vulva, and vagina, they need to just use the actual terms, and not dance around it. Crap like this just helps feed the delusion that the names of those parts are dirty, and the parts themselves are shameful, and that we shouldn’t talk about them,…

Yikes. Although if this leads to an antifungal powder or spray that won’t irritate my groin or screw with my ph (because that shit works it’s way everywhere when you’re outside for very long in this humidity, sweating up a storm [said heat and absurd humidity being the reason why I end up needing to do a stint with…