Kynect — but it was always called that, because our previous governor was smart enough to know that a lot of Kentuckians would raise hell over signing up on the government exchange site.

Once the park is finished — it’s still unfinished, they ended up doing a multi-stage opening due to running over on time and money — the numbers will fall pretty quick. It’s not Disney World, it’s people paying through the nose for a sermon that doesn’t even really change; once you’ve been through, you’ve seen all…

It’s not all wood, it has a metal frame inside.

People keep saying that, so I guess? I haven’t seen it.

I guess I’m going to have to watch that movie now.

Because rape would be all gay and stuff. Or some other equally horrible interpretation.

If they wanted to make it be a sweet film, they failed at that too. For that treatment, they should have had multiple people be woke up by the collision causing their pods to fail. Have some of them be injured by it and weak, so you have drama right out the gate. Then Pratt and Lawrence’s characters can have real…

Jesus fucking christ, how is it I’m not working as a hollywood screenwriter?! I could write better dreck than that in my sleep.

I can’t believe they built an arkship, but didn’t have redundancies built into the power system, or automation, to allow the ship to vent or whatever the movie says it needed them to risk their lives to do, on its own.

Like the pool is set up and just sitting there, presumably to stay that way for 120 years?! Christ.

Or the ship is built to land and be the first city, so everyone can live like civilized people from the start.

Or what if you both went kind of nutty, and started pushing the boundaries with each other, to the point that, after a few years of this social devolution, it got to he point where you two were just full-on trying to murder each other constantly,  with occasional truces for sex.

But then you don’t get to have the narrative being the gross boyhood fantasy (that many boys grow up without ever growing out of, it seems) that all it would take for that hot, popular, funny girl who is way out of your league to like you back would be to have her all to yourself on an island or something. Because…

Too sensible?

Did they at least give some throwaway line about him being awake causing the automation to be activated?

I would so love to see an Event horizon remake that doesn’t push the “hell dimension” plot -- that provides two explanations, one involving a trip to hell, another involving a rogue AI that hates humans (and possibly a third involving some degree of both), and lets them decide. And in this remake, Laurence Fishburne…

I heard someone say there was a ton of people -- like they had kids, and then their kids all incested like crazy.

And then for the stinger, have it be like 10 years later, and Lawrence’s character is looking kinda nutty, just standing and staring, and fogging up the glass of a pod that contains a handsome young man.

Hard to believe it was once sold as a douche.

Probably the same thing that owuld happen if you splashed holy water on Trump’s face.