Exactly!

I don’t remember Tracy Jordan being a blatantly malignant asshole either.

I suspect Trump chose him for his being so spineless. He may be the one prescribing Trump his nose vitamins.

I’m stuck somewhere between Dr. Spaceman and Dr. Zoidberg. It’s weird.

...permanently tapping out while with an escort...

At least a president Pence would be predictable enough to fight using traditional political methods. And he’s already acting as president-elect anyway, so we’d really just be dropping a significant amount of risky dead weight.

It was the only cedar tree in the park were the city employee chopped it down from. And now it sounds like the “repurposing” it’s going to get is as wood chips in their local landfill.

Before seeing the photo or reading the article, I was wondering if it might be one of the species of US snakes that sometimes get brought into homes by accident. Even with fake trees! There was a story a few years back about a family who found a corn snake in their artificial christmas tree after they had already set…

It’s the same kind of spider that was in this famous photo:

They keep repairing it, and it keeps getting vandalized.

That’s more like the movie I would rather see, instead of Passengers! It’s kind of disturbing how the writers took that story, and turned into a brain-dead romcom in space.

But that would be the whole point of following that thread! - Pratt’s character is a fairly normal person, but after being subjected to the torment of absolute loneliness and boredom long enough, he starts down the path that leads to him living in utter selfishness -- ultimately waking, and then subsequently killing,…

Oh man, and they could have the second big reveal be that JLaw’s character discovers she’s not the first passenger Pratt’s character has awakened for his own needs -- he’s awakened, and eventually killed (possibly in self-defense, but it doesn’t really matter), multiple other women.

If a little old lady who you already knew was a jewel thief can rob you blind, you had it coming.

Trump had to look high and low to find a guy who would overcook his burgers just the way he likes.

Trump Grill’s supposedly got a special idiot mixing drinks, too. It’s been picking up on twitter.

He’s more likely to be found dead in a gutter with “He Sold Drugs” scrawled on a piece of paper taped to his head.

Pence is already acting PEOTUS. With Trump as the figurehead, we just get completely unpredictable shitwit antics on top of that.

Have we been conditioned to spend more money when these songs are played? I wonder.

We all should have known something bad was coming when David Bowie returned to his home planet.