I cry a little inside every time someone does a “Trash the Dress” shot or plays Prom Dress Rugby or something. These clothes are works of art. To me, these things are like lighting someone’s painting on fire. It may not be a Van Gogh or something, but hell, *someone* put effort into designing this. It makes me…

You want him to wallow for the rest of his life being basically a waste of time and food and probably a target for prison fights/rape and such? It’s honestly more merciful this way if you ask me. His life won’t amount to anything at this point even if he does live. They were never going to let him out anyway.

YESSSSSSSS.

For basically every single person in the comments thread:

Oh yeah. Also a LARP ranch. I’d buy a huge plot of land, put a bunch of mansions and shit on it, and pay to have them remodeled every time I’d want to make a new game. Hidden passages, tunnels, secret bookcase doors etc etc. all the fuck over. And like sometimes it would go all cyberpunk and just be, y’know, steel and…

I would buy the FUCK out of a custom shower with a wall done up with (glass covered or something) electronics to look like a gleaming starry sky.

Also, separately from a shoutout to Dick proper, I will 100% agree with him on one front: if you are bitching about your inability to lose weight, and you are not a short overweight woman, you only *think* you have it hard.

HI DICK

I understand the point is to try to keep people who are able to be restricted from eating nothing but junk food, because yeah eating nothing but junk food is pretty bad for you, but the problem is that junk food is *cheap.* Until we get cheap fresh produce and good meats and so forth to be an option, these SNAP…

I may not think fat people are attractive, but hey, they are allowed to go wherever they want and wear whatever they want, just like other folks, and I won’t rage. It’s polite to stay the fuck out of others’ business. I don’t care if you’re Angelina Jolie or a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater, you can…

I kind of wonder if people at restaurants think I’m an asshole, but I pull out my phone a lot when I’m talking to my boyfriend there. Why? Because we have lots of discussions that involve “oh crap, we need to do research, TO THE INTERNETS” and we talk about what we find. :)

Clearly this is what she needs to do at the end of her first lecture there as a professor. Just to set the tone.

I understand this article. Separating out the guy’s obvious personal racist attitudes, even if he *weren’t* couching all this in immensely racist language, he would still be bending to a racist system. If he wants to make the most of his properties, when the white folks paying lots of rent say they don’t want a black…

Oh come on. Whackadoodle? You could kiss your mother with that mouth, you cockmangling pissbag. ;)

“Man, I love swearing. One day, I’m gonna open up an artisanal profanity shop.”

I have always been on Team Let’s Make Nudity Acceptable, so that’s my point of view. Want to see me naked? Sure. I have willingly dropped towels because someone asked me to. Because I don’t care. It’s my body, there it is, it’s not hidden or anything. Yeah, I got a vulva, what of it? I got tits, what of it?

Fucking 12 PM - 5 PM. When I’m at work. I’m not joking. It’s a combination of high daytime energy + being bored, so I think about...other things. And then when I get home and have exciting things to do that aren’t sex, I get less horny. Ugh.

Money was so scarce in that game. Selling paintings was really the way to be able to buy basic supplies.

Okay people. Maybe you think figure collecting is geeky. But for heaven’s sake, STOP saying that anyone who likes your favorite nerdy thing to shit on is clearly a shut-in who has no social life and no ability to get a romantic partner. Okay? There are people who buy dakimakura (hug pillows with anime girls on them),…

Glad I saw it before Konami took it down.