So the Dirty Dozen are everything I like about fruit? D: Noooooooooope, still gonna eat my peaches. Not going to think about this. ><

I think that dude’s gonna need some ice for that Incendio.

I beg to differ. Blood is infectious and smells terrible. Also, I dunno about you, but I feel repulsive with blood leaking out of my bits every month. It’s nasty shit.

I did always wonder what happened before modern menstrual supplies. If I know anything about cloth, it’s that someone with a heavy period would destroy a cloth pad in like two hours at most.

Gosh yes. I daresay if anything, tampons and pads should be subsidized for the poor at the very least. They’re essentials.

When was there an Okami 2? Okamiden doesn’t count, because it’s really just Okami with everyone’s kids. It’s a remake really.

Yeah, I know folks who boycott Steam because they’re afraid of this.

Yeah, someone is going to hack this and then Konami will be facepalming when their PT is all over the internet.

What the fuck? Wait. So you can’t sell something you LEGALLY BOUGHT? This isn’t piracy. This is selling your game console. You own it and everything on it.

I...wouldn’t call this emotionally manipulative. It’s a real technology with real impact. I mean I guess this video is technically part of an ad, but I really didn’t even notice the ad part, just “holy shit a 3d printer can PRINT A FETUS’S FACE. WHOA.”

Make up your mind — do they show everything, or nothing? Because in my experience, maxi dresses are great for hiding lumpiness. They’re also great to relax in.

My city experience:

I use Uber. And taxis take like 15 minutes to arrive at your place, they smell funny, they’re worn out, and they’re expensive. Uber is just like...some dude picks you up and takes you to a place. I use it almost every day to go to work. Taxis would’ve sucked my wallet dry by now. And they drive like shit — the drivers…

To be fair, as said, it’s really hard to control a 17 year old male in any possible way. Especially if the dude is a psychopath, as might be the case here.

Oh my gosh let me tell you a story about this time I tried to get sushi in the ass end of Atlanta. So.

Me. I didn’t drink until I was in college. None of my friends did, either. We had a ton of fun on our own. Not all teenagers are rebels.

This honestly seems like one of those Hell Houses. Not every teenage party is like this. Oi.

A) GROSS I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT D: D:

Someone PLEASE tell everyone ever from my old college all of this. Because EVERYONE FROM MIT IS MOVING TO FUCKING CALIFORNIA AND I AM SO SAD THAT ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GONE. :(

Subsidize pads too and you have my vote!