My boyfriend has already decided that he doesn’t want one damn thing to do with the wedding planning. He’s the chillest of chill dudes and just wants to have an awesome epic time of it all.

Anyone who doesn’t get the fuck out of the way of an emergency vehicle would have their tires cut in their driveway.

I agree. Some people fucking HATE exercise no matter what they do. And willpower is a proven limited resources that is even more strained in our rushed lives.

Where. Are. Her. LEGS. There is no flesh on those legs. How does she *walk*?

I’m one of those unlucky folks for whom taking pills back to back just makes me constantly bleed instead of not bleeding at all. Do things like ablations get covered by insurance? How safe is it? Can I just go up to my doctor, be like “yes I understand the risks, please unfuck my reproductive system” when I don’t have…

I saw this headline and spluttered my coffee. Are you fucking SERIOUS? Holy shit. I lost some serious faith in humanity here.

buuuullshit. women have to have room to do their thing. like sit down to do all their business.

gosh yes I don’t even see why places with tons of people have like one or two dinky stalls, srsly

Yeah, seriously. I do not have time to stare at dicks in that kind of emergency.

The sad thing is, *one person* will be that guy who pretends just so he can shower with the ladies. Then everyone will be TOLD YOU SO-ing until the end of time, even though one isn’t even a friggin statistic.

I want to find those admins and bitchslap every last one. You do not fuck with hard-earned life milestones like this. I don’t care if someone walked in naked. You give them that fucking diploma.

This forever. People need to chill the hell out. She’s trying her best to support her daughter.

Cut her some fucking slack. Her daughter just overhauled her entire life and you expect her to shrug it off?

I hope people don’t give Caitlyn’s mother too much shit over this response of hers. Her child just executed a complete identity overhaul. It’s got to be shocking even if she supports Caitlyn’s decision. She seems like she’s doing her best to come to terms with the situation. Serious changes in one’s life take time.

I wash my mouth out with water after that, so I don’t think the dehydration is a big deal, because it lasts all of the time it takes to nuke whatever was in my face. Also my teeth still feel cleaner with Listerine.

I wash my mouth out with water after that, so I don’t think the dehydration is a big deal, because it lasts all of…

Maybe I’m of the persuasion that no pain = no gain but Listerine wins for me. It burns, which for some reason conveys to me that stuff is getting killed in my mouth, but in seriousness it also seems to clean my teeth the best out of any mouthwash I’ve tried.

Maybe I’m of the persuasion that no pain = no gain but Listerine wins for me. It burns, which for some reason…

Dear Everyone On The Internet,

I’m going to be the person everyone hates and say I see nothing wrong with reputable breeders. (Not puppy/kitten mills; don’t strawman me here. Actual caring breeders who tend to their animals, get them proper medical treatment, and don’t aim for in-bred offspring.) It’s not the breeders’ fault we have too many stray…

Why are we bashing their company when this is probably that one of their employees is a dick and nobody was looking at her cubicle wall?

I love white zinfandel like I love my own cat