Yeah, that's very true. Partners wanting free permission to sleep around under the guise of "sexual openness" are giving poly folks a bad name. ><

You were the one saying I had "crummy reasons." I figured I'd match tone.

I rolled the D pad in a circle on the old Game Boy. I was always told if you spun your finger around it as fast as you could, it helped.

My dad treated my sister well, but I guess it *is* obvious that I'm his favorite. Luckily, we're 18 years apart, so she didn't have to live with me and we didn't have to see exactly what ended up from that with regards to distribution of resources, attention, etc.

People write their individual vows. Ours will not include exclusivity. Done. No promises made that can't be kept.

Heh, please don't assume my boyfriend is using this to cheat on me or something. For me, I can go either way. I'm fine open or closed. For him, closed is a dealbreaker. So in the end, we're both fine, I'm just more flexible on the matter than he is. We've been in an open relationship since we started dating, and we've…

Oh my gosh this guy speaks to my deepest feelings on the matter. "Why would you get married if you don't want to be sexually exclusive?" "I dunno, the IRS is weird, and parties are fun."

You clearly have never owned a gregarious Siamese. :P

Because babytrapping. It’s not just for women! (And yes, I do know of women who have gotten pregnant to keep their boyfriends from breaking up with them. In their case, it didn’t work. Even so.)

Separate bathrooms sounds wonderful. Not only can I leave all my random costumery stuff everywhere without people complaining, I have cranky guts and nobody should have to smell my internals on the routine basis it would otherwise happen. Also, I'm the kind of person who thinks that the mere act of farting around…

Sources for the first one? Why just dump them in a landfill?

Buying bottled water is a waste of your time and money. Get a nalgene. Live by it.

I’m Christian head to toe and I nearly spewed my Coke out my nose reading that. YES.

I like to think if some guy licked my hand I'd punch his lights out...but I can afford the luxury of sitting around job searching, and that means a whole lot to a bad job situation. We need to give people more options, so employees can have even the barest chance of walking out to a job that doesn't suck ass and so…

The only awesome thing about this situation in Indiana is that it’s going to show that no matter what people pass into law, Americans will not let certain shit stand overall. Anyone who takes this law as their defense to tell gay folks to fuck off will get destroyed by the internet.

I’d rather be too skinny than too fat. I love food, and I’d rather my mandatory “in order to be healthier, do X” be to drink a milkshake each day like my IRL underweight pal got told than to not get to eat things I want, like I actually have to do. Stuffing calories into my face is a way easier task for me as a person…

I think it’s hilarious, but not everyone takes pranks of the “actual horror movie levels of panic” well. It really, really depends on your audience. April Fools’ is not for the thin of skin.

I look decidedly average. Anyone who says I'm particularly pretty is full of it, but I'm not a bridge troll or whatever.

To be honest when I saw this I thought someone was making a statement about suicide, not lynching. Colleges are hotbeds of untreated mental illness, partly because colleges don't really care about doing much about said situation.

OWNED. Those kids are going to need some ice over there.