I think this should be told to people when they’re adults. Little kids won’t really understand, and teenagers are too angsty to be told they were an accident. Wait for maturity, when they can laugh about it with you and be like “oh man I bet that was scary, see, I turned out okay!”

As bullshit as that is, I understand what they’re probably anticipating. Man wants kids to continue the family line or whatever, woman gets her tubes tied/blocked/etc., doesn’t tell Man, Man ends up finding some crapsack reason to sue the doctor because they’re married and he should’ve had a say or something.

I find periods hella gross but that's because I really, really hate getting blood everywhere once a month. Thank God for birth control, so I no longer soak those huge overnight pads until they're practically dripping.

Baldur's Gate has brutal mechanics and is very difficult if you don't like old school D&D. I really disliked it, but I'm aware I'm in the tiny minority.

I don't pay a shitton of money for cell phones/purses/shoes, so knock off with the stereotypes.

I just hate the idea of a string dangling in me. Ew. Creepy.

I was spanked once as a kid. You better believe I was an angel child after that. Pain is a damn good teacher. I will remember that particular punishment for life, whereas if I was ever put in time out or whatever, I really didn't ever care.

What's the most powerful small vibe I can get that fits totally inside me except for the cord? Is there such a thing as a totally wireless small vibe that doesn't get lost inside you? (Because that totally happened when I tried to use a dildo's included vibe bullet thing by itself. It took epic efforts to get out…

If they are going to kick a guy out for having the world "fucking" on his shirt, they should be kicking off screeching babies and their respective parents.

It's like if you starve yourself and exercise too much you'll lose weight! Which is true, but it will also fucking KILL you.

Pissy much?

Yeah, this is the method I use. I felt like a genius when I figured it out, admittedly. XD so easy.

In an opinion that nobody finds unpopular, I just want to ditch tipping and pay servers a decent wage. I dislike going out to eat and then realizing that, whoops, I forgot to account for the tip AGAIN in my budget, and now that $N I accounted for today is now 6/5 or more of what it should've been, and that really does…

Is this rash of panic over school groups doing somewhat offensive things a recent ordeal or is the news just deciding to cover it a lot now?

I grew up eating white bread and nothing else. Trust me, it can happen.

take this upvote you clever bastard

MGS4 did a lot of silly shit, even if I loved the game overall. My most annoyed moment was when I realized that all the supernatural stuff in the games was being written off as nanomachines. Namely, I'm a huge proponent of the idea that Ocelot really did get possessed by Liquid, because his dad's a freaking medium, of…

Well, I guess he's allowed to retcon again if he wants...Kojima has never shied away from further complicating his explanations.

This is Big Boss's decline into the madness we see in Metal Gear 1 and 2. It's *supposed* to be serious and not goofy this time. The goofiness is over. The gloves are off.

...the funny thing is, there will always be that one person who does remember what you do. Oftentimes it's me. I do notice when other people do dumb or awkward shit, and I do remember. I don't say anything, but I remember.