I'll come at you, then.

I think the considering of Selma to be "not artistic" or what have you is the least offensive part of all this. The fact that she judged everything else based on things irrelevant to movies is what bothers me. An actress's lack of plastic surgery is not useful to a movie. Neither is being on Law and Order or whatever.…

And while we're at it, can we have women's pants by waist, hip, and inseam?

My particular issue is business clothes for busty ladies. I have some solidly C-to-D cup boobs, and it seems like *nothing* in the business world is made for this. Button down shirts don't have a chance. Ann Taylor and such are all into the draping stuff that on me makes me look 50 pounds heavier because nothing is…

These people should not be sent to prison, but rather institutionalized and forced into treatment. Having them rot in jail, enslaved to their own fucked-up brain chemistry, won't fix anything in their lives.

My grandmother, the only grandparent I ever knew, was like a second mother to me. When she fell ill, I was in the middle of a very strenuous college term, my senior spring term. I didn't go home to see her, though I talked to her on the phone and pestered the snot out of my parents for updates on her condition. I…

This guy has mental issues. It's as obvious as daylight. I'm not going to try to diagnose, but in the end, this is *not* a normal pattern of thought. Hell, most people have some sort of sadistic or sociopathic thinking once in a while — "man, I wish I could fuck that guy up, I'd punch him in the face" — or some sort…

Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I wished I could say "Because I need to pay my bills, and I'm qualified to work here," and drop mic during an interview, I wouldn't need said job. This silly social game of "fake enthusiasm and passion" is honestly so shallow it's stupid; since *everyone* demands you do it, every…

In fact. Fiction is not an inferior pastime.

I have never understood ice cream cake. The ice cream is usually low quality, and the icing is crap instead of the delicious buttercream used in most normal cakes.

While all the other charges here make sense to me, "kidnapping" doesn't. Can you legally be charged with kidnapping if you have legal custody of the child? Abuse, sure, other things, absolutely. But kidnapping implies the kid is not in your right to relocate, yes?

There are two providers in Boston and Cambridge: Verizon and Comcast. If you're a lucky fucker who lives in Somerville, you can get RSN, but RSN isn't allowed to infringe on the other two's territory in the Big Two there.

Yeah, the only moral of the story here is that "if you're going to give people dumb mocking names, don't forget to remove it when you send them mail." Customer service needs to blow off steam anyway. Customers are dicks.

Can't stand whiskey. My hard spirits of choice are vodka, tequila, and rum.

I actually use female and male as nouns when I'm referring to people of a variety of ages. I wouldn't call a 10-year-old a man, or a 30-year-old a boy, but when I have them in the same group, they're males because I have no real word to go to. Same with women.

Gosh I *wish* my man wanted buttplay. I love doing it to guys. He claims it just feels uncomfortable, though, like he has to poop, instead of feeling good or having magical prostate orgasms or something. How do we change that? ><

Oh gosh yes. The "I'm too scared but I know this person will convince me because I trust them more than I trust me" friend. I live by these folks. "I don't think it's a good idea to ask him out...but..." "DO IT DO IT"

It's obvious. Schools, especially research-based ones, spend staggering amounts of money just to keep their labs going and everything running. If suddenly people start fear-boycotting the place by saying "oh gosh my kid is going to get raped here," they are not going to be able to function. PR is a necessity, even if…

High-stress schools also force students to take mental health leave in part so there are fewer suicides on campus. I went to one of these schools. The second there's a suicide there, PR dives like a failed rocket, because everyone starts accusing them of working their students to death. My school's mental health…

Oh gosh thank you. I will give this a shot. :)