Hey, you stole my eyes ;)

But I'm only 25! D: I have youthful turkey neck! So not fair. Believe me, if I had the money for surgery, that's the first thing I'd do, remove that stupid turkey neck...

Got two for you!

A memory foam pad. Not the stupid skinny ones — get ones that feel like a mattress, like 3 inches or more thick. Not only are they WAY cheaper than a full TempurPedic or something, you can shift it around the bed and even remove it if you want to. It's amazing.

Hear, hear. Lots of people on the Internet have this idea that because they don't believe in a higher power or whatever, they're superior to people who do. That they're inherently smarter, kinder, and just *better.* It really is straight up bigotry, and they're acting like the same religious extremists they hate, just…

Just once I want to see someone dump a pitcher of margaritas on someone's head in response to their bullshittery, then have their manager just shrug and claim to have seen nothing. Just once. Like the guy with the table wiping and the "oh stay in school so you don't end up like her" — at that point I'd probably have…

I am going to call shenanigans on your statements about Attack on Titan. Unless you really just want to skip to the action nonstop, all of that "padding" and "filler" is character development. I can't think of an episode where nothing really happened, although there definitely were calmer episodes compared to the OMG…

Definitely got a ladyboner upon seeing that paragraph she said. Somebody got TOLD

Oh believe me I feel your pain. XD My mom's favorite colors are, in fact, hot pink and lime green. It gouges my eyes out, and in the sun it's practically fluorescent. I have to consciously restrain myself from going NO NO NO WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOING XD

Because nobody ever got 100% ultra shitfaced on beer or wine.

No. Even if someone is wearing hot pink and lime green and you think it's the most hideous color combo (like I do), you still don't get to claim they're dressing like they're five and that also they're not allowed to do that. Butterfly hair clips are adorable to me, and thus *someone* else clearly likes this lady's…

My mother is in her 60's and she still rocks the hell out of a bikini. Granted, she *is* thin (the more "societally acceptable" body type for bikinis, blarghl), but she has like no boobs, is definitely wrinkly, and while she's in shape, she's obviously an older woman. Even so, she goes out to the beach in her hot pink…

Go, lady, go. I am all behind this. It is totally okay to have preferences, even in appearance; the bits want what the bits want, and if you don't find bald sexy, or you don't want someone fat, or skinny, or pale, or dark, or short, or tall, or whatever the hell, *that's your prerogative.* It doesn't make you a bitch;…

What I'm reading here feels heavy-handed, like it's rubbing its feminism in the audience's face to the exclusion of actual story or good dialogue or whatever. I hope it's not all as kinda fourth-walling as the quotes.

I thought the double standard was, if a woman dates a younger man, she's a cougar and sexy; if a man dates a younger woman, he's a creeper and probably taking advantage of her.

I'm not in the Plus range but man I'd wear the crap out of that striped dress. Go Target.

This kind of nightmare is why I was too nervous to look at sororities in college. I was so worried they'd be like GIRLY AND BORING OR ELSE. I mean, nothing against folks who want natural hair colors, but the first thing I did in college was dye my hair cobalt blue. I wear makeup for interviews and dates only. I hate…

I really, really, really dislike having to be around kids who are even the slightest bit poorly behaved, but I understand that sometimes you got to take the whole family somewhere and your own personal car isn't going to cut it. So with that, I guess if I had to list some priorities...

Definitely agreeing with the ETA. Also I would not want to go over there even if I didn't care about my hair because THIS WOMAN WHO HATES ME IS THERE WHILE I'M SLEEPING WITH SHARP THINGS NEAR MY FACE AND NECK.

Welp. It's not like his reputation can get any more trashed, so I guess he can just do what he wants now...