“Okay, ya’ hosers. I caughtcha’ goin’ 500 km/h in a 200 km/h zone. So we’re gonna hafta’ impound yer space capsule and take ya’ down to the station to get this all straightened out. Yer in luck tonight, cuz’ Sheila’s makin’ Nanaimo bars, and Gord smuggled some Molsons back from Earth. If we’re lucky, ya’ might get to…

The only other two I can think of are Demon’s Souls and Ratchet & Clank. And these two are amazing games thankfully.

We are in a weird place where developing for PS5 and Series X only is more expensive for a smaller market share. UE5 might change things a bit thankfully, but a lot of developers will be absolutely fine…

Hey now, it’s turned a profit just two out of the 10 years since 2012. Their luck is sure to turn around any day now.

Imagine claiming that you can’t afford to pay a wealth tax because all your money is tied up in assets and investments and isn’t liquid enough to be given to the government in the form of taxes and then dropping $44 billion to buy Twitter.

Imagine buying Twitter.

Normally I’m just whatever to slideshows, but THIS column has never been one and it has SO MANY entries...no.  Just. No.

Man, feels weird seeing Raph jump ship. Even though his posts popped up with greatly varying infrequency, you could still point to him and say “Jalopnik. You know, weirdos who break shit. Raph’s upside down bug. Those guys.”

Orlove’d.

I had to check and make sure this wasn’t a previously published article.

Well damn, that’s the sound of the drain being circled on this site.

Having Raph as an editor taught me early on to save a copy of my work outside the CMS before sending it to my editors.

That’s a lot of ‘former’s up there...

You mean Jalopnik is gutted.

I finally gave up on the game—I just wasn’t having fun, the combat (which I never really liked very much) had lost its luster, the exploration grew to be a slog, the good bits were becoming fewer and further between, and then there was the whole final act that I kept hearing about being terribly overtuned and…

I think she’s just saying that it doesn’t really follow the standard Musou template, which is accurate IMO. With you though that P5 Strikers absolutely rules, such a good game.

And the allies were actually effective at carrying out your orders! Hyrule Warriors and Samurai Warriors let you order your allies around on the map, but they could never do things like capturing zones or killing bosses. Having your allies actually be able to contribute to the battle in FEW was such a refreshing…

You take that back about P5S. It was an amazing blend of Persona 5 and a Musou game!

The MX Master 2s does have a ratchet while scrolling, you just might not have it turned on. You can toggle between free scroll and ratchet scrolling.