Exactly right. VAR did its supposed job today — it’s that rule that seems a bit nuts. 

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

Flames can’t lay on their sides neither can Darumaka who has a furnace for a stomach.

I'm waiting for you to stop yelling

His hand speed on that blew my mind.  I know it was a changeup, but it felt like he didn’t even start his swing until the ball was already at the plate.

This is just like my dad and me, only instead of hitting home runs for large sums of money, I’m an emotionally distant borderline alcoholic who can’t communicate a lifetime full of disappointment with a disengaged, functionally absentee parent. So cool!

Ashe was my only miss on Edelgard route. I did it to myself though. Had him at B support so he would most likely have just randomly joined. But I stupidly asked him to be our extra fighter for the last month. Apparently that prevents joining. And then it was too late.

Tarantino is another Foot fetish guy.. just watch any of his films and look for them.

A lot of fetishes and kinks make sense to me. My own, obviously, are normal and natural and a part of the human experience. Others may not be my thing, but, like...I get it, man. But feet? Fucking feet?!? Fucking feet? Feet are disgusting and bizarre.

They have found them.

Seen plenty of monsters/aliens like this in the game. Maybe if you played the game instead of harping on about how it was two years ago, you would have found them yourself.

It was more of a stegosaurus (I took a screenshot it to show a friend how big it was lol) but its as close as i’ve found!

If the mouth is just a container for teeth--a tooth-pouch, if you will--then it makes perfect sense. You just need more pouch space for all the teeth.

Cousins is showing so many teeth it looks like Rob Liefeld drew his mouth.

Annual contributions:

I think that the 1999 game burned itself into his mind and he was prime for brainwashing by Herman Cain’s 9/9/9 atrocity of a tax plan. Was he just mumbling “Nine... nine” all the time?

My dad predicted the Gary Anderson miss, and gloated in our sad faces when it came true. Told us to never trust “those bums.”

Kirk takes are going to be WYTS gold until whichever turnstile replaces Mike Remmers lets Khalil Mack through directly to Cousins’ tibia and fibula, leaving nothing behind but a brown streak made of mostly raw beef and $60 million dead money against the Vikings’ cap.

Bryan’s story is basically the plot of Angels in the Outfield, except instead of the Angels he has the shitty Vikings and his dad is never coming back.

LOL KIRK