Came for this. Not disappointed.

STRIKE!

What I find hilarious about this is that Conservatives used to always talk about how the free market was the solution to everything. But when people actually use the free market system to punish companies with bad views, suddenly they all get up in arms that liberals are actually doing what they said to do.

Oh come on. This is yet another hit piece against the Trump administration. Its not like they have been removing environmental regulations on blatant polluters, intentionally understaffing agencys, canceling lawsuits already in progress and fighting states for protecting their waterways in court or anything. Witch…

I definitely remember adding urea injection to the small cars would’ve been extremely cost-prohibitive. As for the fix now in place, I am not sure. I don’t think they had it figured out. Or it was one of those “This will cost the shareholders in the short term, so let’s do the wrong thing and hope the lawsuits aren’t…

Counter-counterpoint, we’re not talking about CO2 we’re talking about nitrogen oxides and particulates which are extremely toxic to humans. we’re not talking about greenhouse gases we’re talking about things that literally kill human beings when they are inhaled

HOLY CRAP IT’S JAMIE KITMAN ON JALOPNIK

like logically, the browns should win the division,

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of 6 and 10. That is your ceiling, you forgotten, burning river town in Hell. When the beating from the Jets sets up a beating by the Rams, there’s no light at the end of the tunnel when the Ravens come.

They’ve taken all the factories down. And they’ve taken all the coal from the ground. What else would you expect, if you’re living here in Allentown?

I know! Talk about burying the lede.

Dan, it could be worse.

Doesn’t it, though? They’ve been such a raging dumpster fire for so long, making fun of a little hope feels wrong somehow.

the most accurate part of is that he punts from basically his own goal line. even in the land of make believe the Browns have shot themselves in the dick 

Solar Dog rocks!

it’s kinda surreal being a browns fan right now. like on paper this team doesn’t suck, and the steelers spent their offseason imploding, and the bengals are trash, and the ravens are trying to run a navy offense, like logically, the browns should win the division, and yet, just typing that fills me with such…

Managing expectations for this team is like having a two year old. I know you’re going to shit your pants today but if you can manage to keep most of it in your diaper and off the walls we can call that a success. 

That Salisbury steak comment hit too close to home. Hey, that family-size microwaveable tray was on sale at Marc’s!

I actually feel a little bad reading this one.

God really is a sick fuck for giving Browns fans hope like this.