All in. Can’t say no to Greta Gerwig and the infinitely watchable Saoirse Ronan.

As I recall, the AVClub’s review was the exception to very favorable coverage. And, generally, hey, sometimes you need to be reminded how joyful and precious life is by seeing beautiful people run or walk through lovely field. I mean, do you know the times we’re living in?!

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

Well, I don’t blame him. You can’t exactly search Backpage anymore when you want some helmet. 

“I am looking for any and all Schutt Air Advantage Adult Large helmets that were manufactured in 2010 or after. I will trade a signed worn Steelers Head Coach jacket.”

Jesus, let him play in whatever helmet he wants. It's clearly too late to prevent a serious brain injury. 

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

Reportedly, Rami had been looking to move to MLS sooner than later, but his breakup with Anderson and subsequent exclusion and termination likely ended any hope of a move stateside.

Of course he was fired, you are supposed to fake injuries ON the field.

James Shields was a clubhouse leader and ate up a lot of innings, so it’s really impossible to say who won the White Sox/Padres trade.  Impossible

That stance is so open that it would be considered indecent in the 1940s.

David is still going to be an Omega-level mutant with adolescent onset schizophrenia. The combination of god-like powers and a menagerie of voices in one’s head isn’t a stellar combination.

For all the faults, the frustrations, the dead ends, the unexplained, the unanswered, the erratic character shifts, the underwritten stories, the narrative cheats and the simple time wasting...I’m absolutely going to miss Legion.

So while Farouk changed David, David changed Farouk? I guess. I’ll have to ponder that for a bit.

And to think this is one of your nicer posts.

Well this came out of nowhere.

Dave Portnoy has a Kinja?

Still better than you, though.

Submissions for the NFL previews are closed. Next up: Cleveland Browns.

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