Remember that count down to Mary Kate and Ashley’s 18 birthday?  While not specifically about virginity, what a gross time that was.

While I agree with Bobby’s article, the early aughts were even more obsessed with virginity. We NEEDED our pop stars (Britney, Jessica, Christina, Mandy, Hillary) to be virgins. How many articles were written speculating about when/where/who with that oh so precious v-card was lost to.

Honestly there’s been much less virgin boosting since the Great Jonas Brothers fake purity pledge of the early 00’s. I hope that white bread with a side of skim milk looking dude does not ressurect the trend. 

I hate that I know enough about this to have an opinion but:

The Bachelor franchise should have just ended after they were unable to secure Peter for Bachelor. Get Peter or get fucked, ABC.

I know that self confidence can be sexy and all, but...

Black drug dealers reading that Demi Lovato story like:

I’m kind of sick of all these people with their fake apologies. Especially in cases like this where their comments are very recent, fairly numerous, and span a decent amount of time. Like, your apology isn’t fooling anyone and I would almost prefer them to just say, “yup, I said all of that and that’s what I think and…

I agree with most of them, except “everybody (knows)=Trump(knows)

I’m of the mind that Pence being put in charge of the transition team after the election is going to bite him right in the ass.

After the North Korea and Russia summits, I lost my “Pence will be worse” conviction. But Pence will be very, very bad, but in a different way. It’ll be nice to see Trump sink like dense shit log he is, though.

The fact that Don Jr and Kushner haven’t been mentioned in anything ever is important. You know they’ve got blood on their hands. I think Mueller is smart enough to know that the moment they get attention, Trump is going to flip his shit and shut the whole thing down. Mueller is making sure he’s got 100% of everything…

Here’s the thing: Mueller is still whirling away on his investigation, and still putting off sentencing (as recently as yesterday!) for Flynn because they’re not done with him yet. Which is to say, yesterday may have been just an appetizer for the real shit - Manafort and Cohen were kicked over to other prosecutors…

And like someone who lies all the time he looses track of his lies (the constant repetition is for his own benefit) and he starts to believe his own lies.

...and you just know Trump’s screaming about “twelve year old tax cases” relative to Manafort is an entire theater’s worth of projection, too.

The day those tax returns are opened, shit’s really gonna hit the fan.

The thing that baffles me is he is clearly constantly lying to HIS OWN LAWYERS. If they knew the details he just said with his own mouth on television they would have explained to him months ago it was still a crime and told him to shut up about it. But they clearly did not know. That’s like Doing Crimes 101 shit…

I think people are overlooking what Trump highlights in his dumb comments. This money, per Cohen, came out of Trump Org as a 400k payment to Cohen.

There is truth in what Trump speaks, you just need this handy dandy translator to get what’s really going on:

Honestly, as much as many, many doomsayers are already howling, “This won’t matter, either,” I think this might just be the beginning of the end of this Presidency.

Assume, for a moment, that Manafort refuses to flip; he knows he’s fucked (or Manafucked, in the fashion of one of the best headline edits ever), decides…

I would crawl out across the piss soaked floor screaming about someone stealing my chair.