I realize you’re probably not, but how can you be in the black and not know what Dirt Bag is?

You aren’t supposed to send her death threats because you didn’t care for her acting or her character. (The character is of course not her fault as she didn’t write the character.) Or use racist terms to describe her character etc. 

Havje you read Jezebel before? Sometimes there is a longer piece on something that is given a snippet in Dirtbag. But longer pieces take longer to write. So while this may not be a case of it - I don’t foresee the future - this has happened numerous times.

While they’re at it, tell him a solid NOPE on the bleached hair. 

To be fair... most people who read gossip mags are interested in that sort of thing, that’s kinda of the point.

True, but for the first time in his life he’s finding out what it’s like when people tell the fucking truth about him (because they have greater pressures than his NDAs and attack-dog lawyers).

He genuinely doesn’t know the meaning of anything

I am 41 years old and I watched it 3 times this weekend. 3 fucking times. I don’t even know what to say. It was just so sweet and funny and heartfelt and a joy to sit and watch. I wish that a Peter existed in my youth. Sadly it was a bunch of hormonal teenagers trying to sort through the crazy. I might watch it again.…

Absolutely loved this movie, I couldn’t stop grinning the whole time! All the feels for this one - I know a lot of people get thrown off by the fact they’re in high school but as someone in their late 20's I definitely found it easy to relate to and heartfelt

I LOVED THIS MOVIE.

From what I recall of the break up, it came after he did a fake proposal for laughs after she had been pressuring him to get married. That story along with Carrot makes me think he was doing the ‘I’ll just be the worst so she’ll break up with me and I don’t have to break up with her,’ that shitty guys do for a while…

And thank jeebus for that, I was afraid at first that this was a *wink*wink* pregnancy announcement, and I thought, “Isn’t being Lena Dunham’s child punishment enough without being named Carrot?”

Pro Tip: If you can’t guarantee that there isn’t a tape of you saying the n-word, then you might as well go ahead and release the tape yourself.

If he did, what will happen? He mocked a disabled reporter during the election. He openly mocked them for being disabled, and nothing happened. Ok, something happened, he was voted in as president by the Electoral College. There was a tape of him bragging about sexually abusing women, still voted in as president. As…

They can guarantee there was no collusion, they can guarantee North Korea has stopped its nuclear program, they can guarantee there is widespread voter fraud, they can guarantee there is no human-caused climate change, they can guarantee Mexico is going to pay for a wall, they can guarantee there was no Russian…

That’s pretty much a confirmation isn’t it? I mean, if she didn’t know for sure that there were tapes, she would have denied it vehemently and hoped that nothing ever surfaced.

Finally, Sarah Hucakbee Sanders of the distinguished Huckabee lineage who for sure did not get this job because of who her dumb father is finally tells the truth.

You’re exactly right. It is terrible advice to tell someone to engage in manipulative, childish social performances in order to “defeat” or “outwit” a person who is acting in an unconscionable way. Even if Dumb and Angry “wins” this interaction, he is losing, because he is locked into a toxic dynamic.

To Dumb and Angry (I really hope you get to read this):