TO ORCHESTRATE A (crime less serious than a) MURDER

It really is. I hate when people do self serving shit at another’s expense. I mean if their love meant so much she would have wanted to see him get such an amazing opportunity. Eff this lady.

THIS AND MORE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF THE GRIFTER.

If he wants to be treated like a dictator, there are many historical examples of how dictators were treated, dictators like Julius Caesar, Mussolini, Qaddafi, and Saddam Hussein.

Totally agree about it not being sarcasm. Firstly, he doesn’t appear to understand sarcasm. Secondly, he has previously praised Putin for having “great control over his country”. That was after him claiming that Putin was a better leader than Obama.

“My people”!?!? Holy fucking shit, if that doesn’t make your stomach turn. We are not YOUR PEOPLE! You are a public SERVANT! You work for us. JFC.

No, he is entirely serious and wants people to bow in his presence. He’s just smart enough to know that everyone else would be appalled by the statement.

“I hate the children being taken away, that’s the Democrats’ law,” he said.”

Came here to say the exact same thing. This is Trump at full transparency.

I don’t like this “my people” nonsense. I am not his person. Doesn’t he understand the whole point of this freedom concept we have going on? Oh, wait, this is the guy putting children in concentration camps...right.

I’m kidding, you don’t understand sarcasm

“He speaks and his people stand up in attention,” he gleefully told Fox News on the White House lawn Friday morning. “I want my people to do the same.”

Gisele didn’t say anything remotely worth apologizing for. Saying you get wiser as you get older isn’t saying young people are stupid. Wisdom isn’t the same as intelligence. Wisdom implies experience.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Hillary.

But my emails.

I’ve thought about this too, and I feel like I’d party so hard I’d die. But it’s a better way to go than the nuclear holocaust (or actual holocaust) we’ll endure if he stays where he is.

Hey, he’s not Brad Pitt, but I wouldn’t kick him out of bed, either.

Re bullet point two on that Brad Pitt thing up there:

THIS! Raisins are bullshit because they hide as chocolate in cookies, muffins and bagels. If I know it’s a raisin, it’s okay. But if it’s a surprise raisin?! I’ve legit thrown a whole bagel minus one bite in the trash. I’m a monster and I don’t care.

I love raisins, they’re sweet, they’re healthy, they stick together so I can eat an entire box in one bite, and you get to pretend like you’re mercy killing elderly grapes! In so many ways they are a perfect little snack, but if I take a bite out of what I think is a chocolate chip cookie and realize that it’s…