Totes.

The Jonas brothers really contract way above their league.

The world is shit, more power to these crazy kids. Most famous people divorce eventually anyways.

Your sentiment is how I feel I should be feeling. They’re young and in love, mazel. Maybe they bonded so quickly because they both experienced terrorism firsthand (Ariana in Manchester, Pete’s father dying on 9/11).

If it’s true, congrats! May it bring more joy into the world.

If the comment was about people who work with him and say he’s a tool, I am here for it. I just don’t think saying that he was a jerk as a child adds to the profile.

I think we should all evaluate others based on their interactions in elementary school. It is the only real assessment of someone’s character.

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

Eh...I had the same question (*insert shrug emoji here*). I think it is relevant because it sort of sheds light on his lie or confusion. If they had sex, maybe he did not know she had p-in-v sex before him and actually thought he was her first? (Still an a-hole for talking about it, but maybe not a deliberately lying…

Any dude obsessed with virginity is a creep. It is known.

Erika Christensen was on Dax Shephard’s podcast recently. Aside from hearing her talk about Scientology, the most interesting part of the interview was when they talked about how charismatic and sexy Wilmer is. Apparently, they both spent time hanging out at the set of That 70's Show and going out with the cast (Dax…

I’m very much in love with the link to Tommy Lee saying “I don’t care!” goes to Pippa Middleton’s pregnancy. I also don’t care about her pregnancy.

Would you really dump the love of your life, perfect for you in every way, because their genitals were not perfectly suited to your tastes?

It’s been seven minutes, and I’m still thinking about it. Like, Jayden is older, right? So they had a son and named him after his mom. Did they wonder what would happen if they didn’t have a daughter to name after her dad next? Would a second son have been Will Jr? Jay? Jason? Or maybe something to indicate he’s…

So, it just dawned on me that Willow and Jaden were named after Will and Jada and now I feel totally stupid but also... mind blown. That is some weird shit right there.

If I had to listen to Jaden Smith for more than 30 seconds, I’d want him out of my house too.

Jaden: “Mom, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

Jada: “you’re ready to move out of my house”

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

I mean, when I suddenly had a bunch of free time I started masturbating a lot too. Not because I have sperm to get rid, just because... why not?

This is like a recovering coke addict talking to a heroin addict. Yeah, we both had a problem, but you were down a much worse path in life.

My youngest kid asks me to slice up lemons and limes so he can eat them like orange wedges. It’s like he wants to grow up to be a Radiohead song.