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YAY!!! I’ve lost count of how many times I watched the first one. (I’m headed to law school in the fall, so I’m extra excited about this!!!)

This is totally not dirtbag related, but I wanted to reach out to those that were so kind and supportive last night when I posted about potentially putting my cat down today. She spent the day at the vet and her blood work revealed that she has an infection and that a round of antibiotics should hopefully have her

How is Scott Disick not embarrassed about his life? I’m embarrassed for him.

Alternative theory: How long does it take for facial plastic surgery to heal so that there isn’t any “blood coming out of her whatever”. That is when we’ll next see FLOTUS.

I love that.

Please don’t denigrate tumbleweeds.

They are MUCH more charismatic than he is.

Right?! Like what happened to, “oh Lauren and I are going to go on a long vacation and stay away from the media for awhile?,” like he said on After the Final Rose? I mean, I know he didn’t mean it, but I really liked that plan.

I absolutely believe that he was manipulated by the Bachelor producers, but I also believe that he’s a self-absorbed dummy who needs everyone to like him,. He could’ve said no to the producers and broken up with Becca off-camera, but he went along with what they wanted and now he can’t handle that people are judging

You know what was unfair? Subjecting us to having him as the Bachelor. Dude has the personality of a tumble weed.

I actually honeymooned in Canada, kind of accidentally. I’d been to Montréal many times and when I met the guy who’s now my husband I said, “We’ve never been away together. Why don’t we go to Montréal? I can speak French. I can’t speak Québécois, but they can understand French if they hear it.”

The merkin is a pubic toupee.

Facebook has shadow profiles on everyone. If you’ve taken pictures with people and they’ve uploaded those pictures to their accounts, they already know who you are who you’re likely friends with.

I have no idea why Kelly went to Windsor and hasn’t posted anything in more than 24 hours. 🤷 As far as I know, she was supposed to do a live blog but who knows what happened. Seems someone would have at least say, “Our bad! Kelly got kidnapped by the bad guys from Taken 2 but here’s some coverage from The Root.”

See and I thought it WAS stodgy. Like, incredibly stodgy.

She looks stunning here.

That photo of Kitty Spencer looks like something off the cover of a romance novel. She is stunning.

There’s zero chance this kid wanted an Iron Cross because of its pre-Nazi Prussian history, and you damn well know it. Things like the ribbon details doesn’t mean he’s a history buff or inexplicably ducking the painfully obvious Nazi reference of wearing an Iron Cross in 2018; it just means all he cared about was

Wang Chung-a popular 80's group.

YUM! I’ll take Tim Chung, please. Damn, dude is seriously foine.

What about Honky Tonk Woman?!?