SMOOTHIE BOWLS ARE JUST GAZPACHO. IT’S JUST COLD SOUP PEOPLE. ITS JUST A YOGURT PARFAIT IN A BOWL.

Right? I consume shit tons of locally sourced pollen every year around this time. Just by getting near my car windshield.

I lost a college friend to suicide and the reaction I had was not the one this show seems to promote, which is “when people kill themselves it’s obviously everyone else’s fault.”

It a: makes suicide look fairly easy/peaceful and b: shows that committing suicide is demonstrably the right thing to do. The main character kills herself and everyone is distraught over it, the people who’ve wronged are shamed for it, and lessons are learned that make life better for other girls like her. It’s…

Ahh yes, the show that told depressed teenagers everywhere that an entire town will be obsessed with you if you kill yourself.

Lost my best friend since childhood to suicide during my junior year and I can’t fathom why this is a show.

This show romanticizes suicide. Fuck this show.

This show is so problematic. Like wow problematic.

That is legit the WORST mistake you can make when baking biscuits. Ice cold butter is CRUCIAL. Pro tip: freeze the butter, then grate it into the flour.

We (mainly ElMoreno) take our buttermilk breakfast foods (biscuits, pancakes) extremely (read: WAY TOO) seriously around here. The reigning biscuit recipe involves grating frozen butter and mixing the buttermilk oh-so-gently into the butter flour mixture until *just* combined. Kneading will produce a tougher biscuit,…

I imagine Heigl’s biscuits would be dry, flavorless and tough to swallow , just like her blog posts.

So, I like Disney well enough, I’m looking forward to taking my kids someday.

If trump had never run for president, he would still be a happy little criminal living his happy little criminal life. But, he screwed up. He let his narcissism get the best of him and now his happy little criminal life is being splashed all over the media and the FBI is breathing down his neck. “Be careful what you…

Truly, is there anything more American than two mediocre white people failing up?

A lot of my southern friends have their mom’s maiden names as their middle names. And now that I’m thinking about it, they’re all men.

So what are the betting odds on Damascus/Tehran/Pyongyang being obliterated by a nuclear mushroom cloud within the next 48 hours?

I get the irony, but I’d be fine with never seeing this gif of him (making fun of disabilities) again.

Caity Weaver is a goddamn national treasure.