From what I’ve seen in the past, attorneys generally lose their privileges when it’s found that they have been committing crimes with or via their client(s). Attorney-client privilege is tossed when it’s suspected of being used as cover for criminal actions. And with that, it’s funny to note how often Trump sends…

The only thing I’m getting excited about is the legal angle here.

My deep conspiracy theory? The Trump campaign was designed as a money laundering enterprise with no real belief it would succeed. Until it did. Now they are in deep shit.

“I have been advised by federal prosecutors that the New York action is, in part, a referral by the Office of Special Counsel, Robert Mueller.”

My first thought is that any half-competent attorney would have expected this and moved all incriminating physical and digital files to a different location but then I remembered that this is not a half-competent attorney. Every single move Trump’s legal team has made so far has worked against them so I expect that…

Attorney here. Having the FBI raid your ATTORNEY’S OFFICE is a huge fucking deal. Judges don’t sign off on warrants to get attorney-client communications on a hunch. This is some serious shit, and Cohen is likely headed for disbarment. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer walking piece of rotted hotdog skin.

True. More than any other in the show, Battle of the Bastards relied on real-life mobs of men just throttling each other in the mud, trampling on top of one another, etc. It’s the only battle that didn’t involve some CGI’ed element of fantasy. There were no dragons, no zombies, no green fiery stuff... just men and…

Spoilers: Final season of GoT will contain at least one giant battle! Shocker!

Spoilers? Were you imagining a diplomatic solution? I don’t see The Night King, Cersai and Dany sitting down to hash this out, UN-style.

You mean “Thank you for coming today, Mr. Trump. We wanted you to be here as I sign this bill that negates everything you did on income taxes.”

The only way she can redeem herself slightly from her role in enlarging the Trump gene pool significantly is if she goes straight from her divorce attorney’s office to Mueller’s, but I’m not holding my breath. I’m convinced this is all just an attempt to grab as many assets for herself and her demon spawn before…

Hmm, can’t help but notice his wife’s and his ex-mistress’ resemblance to his sister. Guess the creepy wannabe incest apple doesn’t fall too far from the I-want-to-molest-my-daughter tree.

Her five kids are 1/4 DJT. She has added five fourths more Donald Trump to our world. That will be her legacy. No amount of bourgie dollars will ever change that.

“P hasn’t entered another V” wtf are you ten years old?

Hopper is 24, but looks like he’s in his 40’s. He’s already been busted for meth in the past. He was with his girlfriend in a 1992 Volvo. They had weed, ‘shrooms, and probably adderall. Popped at 3:45pm in Nebraska. He can’t be living his best life.

The thing about Kanye and Kim—they annoy the shite out of me but I can console myself by remembering they both deserve each other. Portrait of a life in hell.

I think he was on the cover of Advocate and then everyone said he was gay.

With Kaley, I guess it could be any one of the 27 guys she’s gotten engaged to after only a few weeks of dating.

20% people! Even if the food sucks (not the server’s fault) and even if you didn’t like the service you received (it’s a shit job and I don’t expect to be waited on by a circus monkey). I also tip more on breakfast and lunch if the bill is cheap because an extra $5 can make a difference (spoken from past experience).

Like rug burn, but without the messy prelude.