Because he didn’t think the things he tweeted were problematic until there was backlash.

Catbird is a terrible addiction to have. Half the piercings in my ears are taken up by their stuff and I LOVE IT.

I call those Schrodinger’s dates - until there’s a place and time, the date both does and does not exist.

Happy birthday! I turned 32 on Monday and I’m eating leftover birthday cake for lunch because fuck it!

This happened to my best friend - found out she was pregnant right after she moved in, like two months into the relationship. They have a five month old and she’s pregnant with baby number two, and they’re getting married on Wednesday!

She needed more sparkle with the ceremony dress. I get that a tiara is a lot, but she needed, at the very least, some drop earrings instead of those studs. I would have worn a banging necklace with that neckline. Why not take advantage of the queen’s jewels?!

And for those that are deaf, hard of hearing or just generally phone averse, Crisis Text Line is available 24/7 at 741-741.

Southern, and my brother’s middle name is my mom’s maiden. Thankfully its Hart, which is a pretty chill name.

Knitters burn!

Back then I had a corner of my dorm room plastered in photos of her from magazines that I called my “Lindsay corner.” Can you believe I didn’t realize I was queer yet?!

My worst was puking over the side of the bed onto my laptop. The logicboard held on for 9 months!

I love, love, love Stephanie Perkins. Isla and the Happily Ever After is my favorite. Maybe I’ll read that tonight!

Those are people that desperately needed to know that Delphine is a popular name in Francophone countries.

“Executive Time”

And then let’s add CARS to that. No thank you. If I do anything that requires leaving the house, I will walk to the bar two blocks from my place for a drink. Otherwise it’s me and the kitties for the win.

I respect her dexterity, but its improper to hold any wine glass like that. Your hands warm the wine, and its considered very declasse, at least by the Italians I know that beat me out of that habit.

We can just throw skyr at them, that’s cool too.

Those 3 wick candles are such a deal, especially if you hit a sale. I’m just really disappointed that they discontinued my personal fave, Bergamot Mint, which made my living room smell like an incredibly sexy day spa instead of the finest sativa.

I am right there with you! That NYT story freaked me out a bit but I was also like....cool. I did send it to all of my friends and family with “this is why I don’t watch alien movies” (which they know) because you can’t prove to me that aliens aren’t real. Oddly, I enjoyed Arrival.

Listen, I have a framed, signed photo of David Hasselhoff in a place of honor above my bar cart in my living room. Follow your bliss!