I love it, except for when I don’t eat enough dinner and it makes me puke. But that’s my own damn fault.

You’re me! But add in Abilify and Trazodone.

I fucking love my pen. I keep it in my makeup bag in my purse and it’s barely bigger than the various eye/lip liners that live in there. It’s like my little insurance policy, always there if I need it *and* its a secret.

I didn’t sleep the night in between the two days of the bar exam or the night after, so I finally fell asleep sometime around 7 am on Friday morning. I woke up around 9 pm on Saturday night and felt like the world had ended. I can’t believe my cats allowed it.

I could barely sleep last night I was so nervous/dying to just fucking vote. I’ve been trying to nap all afternoon because I work tonight as a crisis counselor and still...too nervous. You have given me a small ray of hope!

That sucks, I’m so sorry. I won’t lie, some counselors are better than others and they could’ve also been new. I think that’s part of the great and terrible thing about it - we are all people and thus not perfect. I really hope you try it again and have a better experience! You can always STOP to end your conversation…

I went to lunch with my family and we brought my niece, who was 3 at the time, and the server told her that if she finished her food, he’d bring her a cookie AND THEN HE DID. And I was like, man, being a kid is awesome, no one brings me cookies lol.

I’m sorry you had a bad experience, but I work for Crisis Text Line and we’re definitely not bots. You can always text in again, we’re there 24/7!

Israel is essentially an apartheid state, so that makes fucking sense. Face palm emoji.

Applause from me and my kitty Hero for the Much Ado reference!

My friends and I talk about this all the time. Honestly, it’s taken every ounce of my maturity not to steal their sign when it seems like they’re practically begging someone to.

There are, at minimum, 50 Doug Jones signs in my neighborhood and there’s one sad, lonely Roy Moore sign that the owners deliberately try to hide in the trees/behind their trash can.

You can’t patent jewelry. An item has to have a function to be eligible for a patent.

I don’t know what the bar is going to do about Moore - frankly, I’m surprised he hasn’t been disbarred already - but I do know that there is a complaint against Jeff Sessions for lying under oath so hopefully that goes somewhere.

Doug Jones has buttons with a raven on them that say #nevermoore. They’re pretty witty and cute.

All his campaign signs say “Judge Roy Moore” and it infuriates me. THE MAN IS NOT A JUDGE.

My One True Mascara is Lancome Hypnose Doll Lash. It has this tapered brush that makes it really easy to apply and build volume and it wears comfortably and I love it. Its more my everyday mascara and the Marc Jacobs is my nighttime glam mascara, though the Lancome really does work pretty well for both.

I really like the brush a lot and it builds well without getting sticky or heavy. And its black as fuck, which is a must for me.

“The literal animals that populate Alabama” does not imply enough nuance to me to be limited to evangelical Republicans. I’m just asking for basic respect for the people of my state. I’m a bisexual liberal that’s been canvassing for Doug Jones; my girlfriend is an activist and veteran who works in public health. My…

I really wanted to love the new Urban Decay one and its fine if I’m emotionally stable or not having allergy problems but if your eyes so much as produce a single tear, it’s like being attacked by a flock of bees.