As a mascara devotee, I thought this one was....fine? I ended up returning it. I just started using Marc Jacobs’ mascara and I’m LOVING it.

Ok seriously “the literal animals that populate Alabama”? That attitude is not fucking helping. We are Americans just like you and while yes, many of us don’t seem to understand the separation of church and state, which is how you end up with Roy Moore, MANY more of us have been disgusted with Moore long before these…

Franz Kafka is the architect of this simulation.

And Obama’s wire “tapps.”

It took me SEVEN MONTHS to wash and bleach (several times) indigo dye out of my hair. Ivanka is built on a house full of lies! 

The most common items on tour riders are bread, peanut butter and jelly, and beer. I used to work at a record label, I’ve drank way too many warm beers while eating sad pb&js.

I don’t think that’s it...I think they’re so desperate to pass tax cuts that they’re willing to gamble. If Trump had any political savvy at all, the last thing he’d do is sign a tax bill.

My dad’s a vet too and I asked him to teach me to shoot a couple years ago and his response was “I haven’t held a gun since 1973.” He’s also adamantly against me owning a gun because I’m...accident prone (as am I).

The whole thing smells. The MIL lives with them because the husband wants to “take care” of her in her old age (since the letter doesn’t mention any disabilities, I’m going to assume that MI is in good health and could live alone, with friends/family, in a retirement community, etc. safely) but he is never around and…

I love listening to it right when I wake up on Saturdays - it always energizes me haha.

Norman Lear is THE COOLEST. He was on the most recent episode of Lovett or Leave It, and he was an absolute joy.

Do you know what this is from? I need to see whatever it is that is making that beautiful man cry.

If I was that guy, I’d have been like, no honey, my passion for cock is what made me gay.

I’m just hoping he serves more than 30% of his sentence.

The whole thing was fucking terrible. I usually have dinner with my parents on Sunday nights and watch 60 Minutes with them, and my brother is visiting, so my brother, dad and I all watched it and my brother and I were definitely yelling at it. My favorite part was when the Trumpers clearly demonstrated they don’t…

My best friend started dating her boyfriend in February and in May we found out she was two months pregnant. She was on bc and they were using condoms. Life is fucking crazy.

It was a dive knife that apparently explodes sharks? (I’ve clearly never been diving)

Lawyer here - this is actually a really complicated issue, because in this country, fashion is not protected by copyright, which is why so many fast fashion brands are able to rip off designs. As far as going after everyone that is ripping you off, my best guess is that was told to you in reference to trademark…

She has a swimsuit line. Why do I know these things?

People are naming their daughters James now. Its a thing. Both my best friend and I have nieces with the middle name James. Mine is Stella James, hers is Caroline James.