I’m 38 and once spent too long explaining to the Bomblettes (7&8) that it was super cool that I had my own phone line. Hey were very confused because everyone they know has their own phone line...all the time...everywhere. The idea that you might call a specific place, where several people are, in hopes of reaching a…

Here’s something fun to contemplate: It’s 2:30 pm EST, and Donny TwoSCoops hasn’t said a thing about his physical, or even re-appeared. If he was in such excellent health, why so much spin-doctoring needed about the results? Remember, people, he doesn’t have to release anything about the exam results, but he no…

Counterpoint: If we aren’t a shit hole, why aren’t more Norwegians coming here?

Someone skipped school that day emigration was taught.

Not to mention, the actors are a lot older. I guess they could do some sort of “mean girls” mom group, but it would be bad.

But she is a Dubai prostitute/escort. That’s how she’s able to keep her lifestyle.

I think most people feel sad when they think about her. She really did seem to have some talent and charm as a young actress and seemed she seemed to squander that potential.

What would Mean Girls 2 even be about? They wrapped up the story pretty well in the first movie. I’d rather see a buddy-cop movie starring Janice and Damian.

I keep trying to kick my young teen out of the house to go get up to no good where I can’t find her. But she and her small circle of friends continue to be well behaved homebodies who play on their phones and draw. It is like I live in a Twilight Zone episode and the twist ending hasn’t kicked in yet.

Kudos to Anderson Cooper for making his panel stop saying “s-hole” or “s-word”; he then used “shithole” and told his panel to use it because that’s what Trump really said.

I think The Pot is supposed to be capitalized.

They get you every time! I go in there to find a tapestry for my little hippie sister, and end up walking out with a bag full of dicks. HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING??!?

Couldn’t they embrace this and do a “throwback” mall—themed mall? With all the old stores you only got at malls, like Claire’s and Spencer’s and Sbarro’s? Bring back the sunken food court atrium and a Musicland straight out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Kids love the retro shit.

Where do today’s youth gather to eat junk food and pretend their moms aren’t coming to pick them up in 45 minutes now that malls aren’t cool?

This makes me sad. I love malls. I love getting a bucket of pretzel hot dog bites and a cinnabon and then going into a Barnes & Noble and read books all day.

This is what will bring him down, eventually the people surrounding him won’t be able to protect him from himself and he’ll launch into a rant , use the N word to refer to John Lewis or something , at least when Reagan was senile he didn’t have that underlying mindset that he was super smart and he knew to listen to…

Re the Trump tweet: I think I’m going to get some mileage out of this meme:

Where else is he gonna import his next trophy wife from?

At what point does the mental effort required for a narcissist to keep up their vain sense of self just break the brain, especially a brain as diminished as Trump’s?