I was once invited to a super posh house for a party and, no joke, it turned into a sex party as the sun set. In hindsight, as I left quickly, I realized how much of the house seemed designed for exactly that type of thing.

I can totally picture myself going to a sex party and not really understanding what was going on. Pluse, WHITE fur? holy crap, the stains, and you know some of those people are still picking fun fur out of their various orifices.

I feel like a good rule of thumb is thumb is that if it has white fur pillow and someone dressed as a bunny, it’s a sex party.

i went looking for the t-shirt i used to have but think i liked this a bit more...

I mean a nation with a higher standard of living, higher education levels, longer lives and a less corrupt government would want to slum it by going to the US?

All the pressure from Mueller, “THE BOOK”, and having to actually participate in meetings and shit has him sundowning earlier and earlier every freaking day. That full on body hug he was giving himself during the Paris Agreement talks was horrifying. Plus his fidgety pee-pee dance during the National Anthem he doesn’t…

Joke’s on him (and all of us). The US is a shithole country to the rest of the world now.

So, I teach Rhet/Comp (argumentative logic in a written capacity) at the college level, and have for the last twelve years.

The level of obfuscation, dissemblance, and general reliance on logical fallacies that this administration continues to engage in is absolutely flabbergasting. I’m no political pundit, but I do…

She’s lovely, but this look is unfortunate.

Everyone seems all up in arms about those ugly-ass socks, but I just want to know the proper pronunciation of Jwan.

Donald Trump’s library is going to be a fucking KFC drive-thru.

He’s 46 (my age), so I’m sure recuperation breaks are built into the proceedings. In fact, that could be why it’s so long: It’s not one 72-hour party as much as it is a bunch of three-hour parties interspersed with snack and nap breaks, although by “nap,” I actually mean “leave me the fuck alone in silence in a dark…

In other Obama news:

Pumpkin Andy met Don Junior today!!! How bizarre and random, right? He was getting a gun permit in my work building and had 16 secret service guys with him. They rolled up in eight blacked out Suburbans. And I managed, just for the challenge and I was feeling a little badassy, to introduce myself and take a selfie…

So you can’t buy or sell it.

I’d add Trey Gowdy and Steven Miller to that list

I liked when people were making fun of him for being on the roof and he got all huffy about it.

I get really tired of people throwing “unconstitutional” around to mean “things I don’t like”.

First reaction: Yay! These poor kids. They haven’t had a moment’s peace in months, maybe they can have some hope.

Thanks to the indivisible 49 protesters who have protested outside his office every Tuesday for the last 50+ weeks. Here is a time lapse video of what a typically tuesday looks like.