When your first instinct is to arm yourself against your own son, there’s some serious fucking issues that need to be addressed. He may very well suffer from some sort of PTSD, or just “affluenza,” but holy hell, that dude needs help.

One could make the case that the Palin crazy begat the Trump crazy. All roads lead back to Sarah Palin joining the ticket and the GOP becoming a tea-party cesspool.

I was about to say the same thing. He’ll keep getting away with the same shit over and over again as long as mommy keeps going along with his insane behavior.

For me this incident would probably be the most traumatic and awful day of my like, one I would never forget. For the Palin’s, it was a Saturday.

I hope he gets some serious time. He sounds like he’s a few steps away from killing someone.

The most exciting thing about the Mueller investigation is whether or not she’s also tied up in hubby and daddy’s money laundering, and if her life is soon to go shit-sideways.

Who Does Ivanka Think She’s Kidding With This Oprah Tweet?

She’s so giraffe-like I’m surprised one of her brothers hasn’t tried to hunt her.

The best any of his spawn can hope for is to be adequate, irrelevant, and anonymous.

I’m a giraffe* and my neck doesn’t look that stretched.

At this point she should be happy if her label can be Jessica Simpson.

She’s just trollin’ us at this point, right?

The Trump childrens’ Instagrams offer decent insight to how they operate. Don Jr. is tasteless, focused on enforcing gender-norm stereotypes with his children (“my little man” and “daddy’s girl” are oft-used phrases), and creepily obsessed with his father’s opposition. Eric lacks personality or conviction. Tiffany…

All three Trump kids put together have the collective IQ of an empty can of La Croix.

She’s kidding the same audience of women who believed in her in the first place. Those who trusted a brand & never questioned the woman behind it. She’s selling feminism. Ivanka sold a story that was not fact checked.

I’m pretty sure she’s as self aware as her dad is.

She looks like she’s about to call 911 because she saw a Black man jogging

Look at that picture.