One of the local stations reported that her family said she had been “on high alert” ever since her car was broken in to a few weeks ago. So she was already stressed when some creep followed her home late at night, which must have been terrifying. Would not be surprised if that triggered some sort of fugue state. 

Better than a new U2 album.

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”

Lesson 1 for all Trump talking heads: Don’t fuck with Jake Tapper.

Why do you think he’s so angry?? Forget these people getting laid for a second and go one further and realize that none of the people in this administration have any actual friends who haven’t wanted something from them at some point. Could you see yourself sitting in a room with this mutant watching a football game?…

“It’s ‘like planking, only your dick is inside of a Mormon,’ Urban Dictionary explains.” OH MY GOD

Oh Miller is clearly an incel, he’s never fucked.

Puzder’s tweet was also about calling Miller the “Second smartest guy in the White House”. To make Trump seem smart, and to make it seem like his previous brain trust that he no longer trusts, Bannon, less important.

It really is the eyes. If you didn’t know him and never heard him speak, and were presented with a picture of him where he was caught off guard in a moment of genuine happiness, he might not be that bad looking. But the eyes. Dead inside, while still being calculating and x-rayish. I’ve worked with sociopaths before,…

That’s the whole thing. It’s like no one watches ‘The Americans’. One dem plant that would actually touch his junk and trump would be advocating for single payer in a week.

On other days, Lysol and spoiled cold cuts.

Holy shit! As someone already said in this Twitter thread, if only he and his colleagues had been this acute during the election — we might not currently be having our planet ruined by Cheeto Hitler and his SS.

The hairline is tragic. I know it’s untoward to rib men for hair loss, but every time I see this clip, I think to myself: they haven’t even tried to toupee over the brain-ectomy area.

Damn, Tapper’s taking no prisoners. Good stuff.

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

After that.....this happened.

I was unable to pay attention to what anyone was saying once I noticed how gray Miller is getting at the temples. With that weirdo hairline, they look like he has two reflective triangles stuck to his head.

Heard that some people are saying Trump is going to disown Eric and adopt Stephen Miller. I mean, I dunno. Sounds crazy. But some very good people are apparently saying it. The best people.