Tell your co-worker about Bluetooth wireless headphones. I have an iPhone 7 and have the same damn charging/headphones problem which I initially tried to solve using a splitter that had a dock for each, but it just made the audio sound like trash. I really like these Skullcandy ones; they’re about 30 bucks and have…

My old housekeeper would wash, fold and put up all of my laundry. It was amazing, she was family and I will miss her forever. She’s still alive, I just moved.

Showgirls IS amazing.

I watched this movie with my parents when I was about 14 and I’m still so traumatized from that experience that while I think I would really enjoy it as an adult...I’m not sure I can ever go back. Same goes for Mulholland Drive.

I literally cannot wait for this movie to come out. I mean, will Sebastian still be hot while rocking some Joey Buttafuoco pants? Of course he will, who am I kidding.

One of my professors would call on you and then you’d think you’re safe. Next class, she’d be like “So, Miss Zombiebarbie, we talked last class, but let’s talk some more...” and you’d be like holy fuck. Eventually, we all figured it out and it was fine but those first couple of months are brutal.

That rug is fucking hideous. Do better, Andy Cohen and/or ELLE Decor.

I think spending Christmas with Mia Farrow would be a delight.

Have you tried a steamer? I loathe ironing and I got my incredibly heteronormative ex into them after he legit burned his arm trying to iron his shirt WHILE WEARING IT before work. I live and die for the My Little Steamer (I know) - I think you can get them at Bed Bath and Beyond, but I always get mine from HSN so I…

PUNDIT IS AN ANGEL.

Ronan was on Lovett or Leave It a few months ago and Favs definitely threw out a “Ohhh, how did you get him?” That’s when I knew for sure. I also caught the Sonos thing, haha.

Hey, it’s nice to see Tiff is taking 1L at GULC seriously.

God, I’m going through a breakup right now and the worst part is that he’s just as devastated as I am. Like I wish I could hate him bc it would be so much easier...but two hours ago he texted me that I’m beautiful and amazing and a million guys would kill to be with me....and how do you hate that?

Don’t knock peanut butter beer til you’ve tried it! I don’t know if you’ll run across it up in NY, but Back Forty makes a delicious peanut butter porter.

You mentioned the Sam coffee stout and as a former bartender, I can tell you that there are two types of beer people: people who like IPAs, and people who like porters and stouts. I’m firmly in the porters and stouts camp - join us, its delicious here.

My local Costco just got Spaten Oktoberfest and I’m about to buy like four palettes of it.

I went to college with Brett Favre’s daughter. I’m sure you’ll be shocked to hear she was a snotty white trash princess who dropped out when she got knocked up.

Its okay, so did the show.

I’m willing to give a smidge of a pass on the sunglasses, because I have incredibly sensitive eyes and literally cannot leave the house without sunglasses unless its so overcast it’s almost dark.

I had a professor whose sons are Thor and John. My son, the God of Thunder, and my younger son, the most common name in the English speaking world.