OBVIOUSLY they just needed to hear from me. I’m like the Great and Powerful Oz haha.

Ok, I caved to your idealism after getting another whitelist pop up today. The help team said they’d pass along my comments on infinite scrolling ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Trump could kill pneumonia-ridden Harrison simply by lying on top of him until he asphyxiated. That’s about the only one I think he could get because he wouldn’t have to exert any physical energy.

My boyfriend compared Trump to Palpatine last week and I essentially became a human heart eyes emoji.

Didn’t Mark go to CatCon a couple of years ago??

I appreciate your beautiful spirit of resistance, young Padawan ;)

Louise Linton is such a designer whore with no taste or style. Doesn’t she realize that classy wealthy people don’t wear Valentino Rockstuds anymore because they’ve been ripped off by everyone from Kate Spade to Forever 21? She may as well be wearing a pair of Ivanka Trump Aquazurras.

Send him one first?

I’m afraid my inner optimist died on November 8 and that at this point, I’m just full of ennui that any corporate or government interest is going to change anything.

Splinter keeps asking me to whitelist my ad blocker and at this point, I’m like...I’ll whitelist when you remove the goddamn infinite scrolling. I like to think Gizmodo is enjoying this mental standoff as much as I am.

This whole new flipping Kinja where we can’t see where we’re replying or who replied/liked what in the comments and the endless scrolling is driving me BONKERS

This girl was found to have schizotype, which is a disorder related to schizophrenia. The other girl apparently has full blown schizophrenia.

I’ve been following this for a while and while I typically agree that children should not be charged as adults, I felt that the judge who made the ruling to keep it in adult court had pretty sound reasoning. He determined that even if they’re convicted in the juvenile system, the courts lose track of them at eighteen…

I was an active mosh pit participant during the post hardcore revival in the early aughts and I have NEVER crowd surfed out of fear of being molested. I did manage to fracture my mandible and end up on the ground underneath a circle pit all on my own, though.

I’d personally like to thank Skyla and One condoms for my empty uterus.

You’re pregnant?! Congratulations! I know how long you’ve been trying for it, I hope you have an easy pregnancy!

I’ve only ever gotten one (I’m a very pale person, like Snow White only blonde) and because I was 19 and very stupid, I did it because I was attending a New Years Eve ball and thought my dusty mauve dress would wash me out. I looked like an Oompa Loompa, especially because it was January and everyone else was pale as…

I LOVE the ending. My best friend and I ask each other if we would like the taste of butter and/or to live deliciously at least once a week and everyone around us thinks we’re insane.

Yeah but the tweets alone mean nothing without the media firestorm. Imagine how hot & bothered he was after the “trans ban.” Twitter alone is just a utility; he needs the feedback.

I don’t fuck with bleach. It turns your skin to soap! Also...clone club!