I don’t live in DC anymore so it’s probably not going to be something I deal with again, although you never know!

Even if they were competent enough to wipe hard drives, I highly doubt they took drills or hammers to them to completely destroy them.

The FBI came to my house when I was 22 to interview me for a neighbor’s security clearance and I have never been so Southern and polite in my life. The downstairs was impeccable, as I shoved all my mess upstairs. Also, apparently FBI agents don’t accept polite offers of beverages or snacks.

People like that guy are patently incapable of understanding that there is a difference between equity and equality.

I feel like to be a good advice columnist (my personal favorite is Dear Prudence), you need to have a large amount of empathy and while Jane Marie’s I Don’t Give a Fuck attitude might be an attractive writing style in other instances, it does not work for advice.

Yes, because I keep tiny hatchets around for the purpose of divvying up jolly ranchers...I mean, it’s absurd!

This is why I love it so much. It’s helped me cut way down on the amounts of Diet Coke and beer I’ve been drinking, and keeps me hydrated. La Croix forever.

The only time I’ve enjoyed them was a space cake in Amsterdam and we went to the Rijksmuseum and I stood in front of Rembrandt’s The Night Watch for like 45 minutes. Things got a little weird though when a tour group of nuns came in because I was like...are these real nuns or is this Catholic guilt? (They were real…

You’re wrong ;) I’m glad you enjoyed it.

Haha I mean it’s not that exciting of a story. My girlfriends and I were gonna fix dinner and go out, I walked the three blocks to my dispensary for some flower & they were giving out jolly ranchers with a purchase. I was like, sweet, jolly rancher! and popped it in my mouth. Apparently it was multiple servings which…

Yeah, I popped the whole jolly rancher and apparently they’re not single serving which is completely unintuitive!

Agreed with IndianaJoan to stay away from edibles. I’m a veteran smoker and I never mess with them. I had a harrowing incident involving a jolly rancher about 6 years ago.

The articles are great; the stories he gets from his WH sources are predictably insane.

I can’t remember who published the article, but I do remember the reporter was Josh Dawsey from Politico and if you follow him, his articles are frequently batshit.

“RESIGNED”

Fuck email, I’m busting out my personalized Crane stationery!

My very petite friend is 15 weeks pregnant right now and has only gained 4 pounds and she definitely looks pregnant. The idea that Kristen Stewart could hide being pregnant is absolutely bananas.

You too! May you get rid of that stiffness, because that is the worst!

That’s great to hear!! My repair with the donor graft failed so I had to have a second surgery this spring to remove it and an excess buildup of scar tissue but it turns out my knee is stable without an ACL, who knew?! I just started wearing heels again and last night engaged in some very fun bedroom escapades and…

Susan Collins may have just supplanted Olympia Snowe as my favorite female Republican senator from Maine.