Well, I think the entire point was to weaken our democracy, so this works just as well as fucking with Hillary.

Well, I think the entire point was to weaken our democracy, so this works just as well as fucking with Hillary.

My best guess is that 10% covers family members/friends of the victim’s current or former partner.

And what’s not in the report but is a commonly known fact in sociology and criminology circles is that the #1 cause of death for pregnant women is homicide.

I am so sorry you went through that for so long. That sounds fucking awful and also, I hope he is waterboarded for his sins with Mountain Dew.

Oh my god, is that more clowns? It was about Puddles the clown (the name alone makes my skin crawl). You need to tell your husband I said to knock that shit out. Coulrophobia is a real thing, as is disliking try-hard covers!

Thank you, just the thought alone is so sweet. I slept well without anxiety dreams and woke up refreshed and ready for the world today for the first time in a week, and our mutual best friend thinks its because of the outpouring of support that I got in this thread and I am so grateful for the Jezzie community!

WOW. Ok, Smash Mouth and the aforementioned clown are basically on the same level, except that Smash Mouth was actually fucking popular at once. And this is one of my favorites - the asshole tried to tell me that his clown videos on YouTube had more hits than some of my favorite bands. I didn’t say it, but I wanted to…

Since then, I’ve mainly been hanging with my cats, but they’re pretty cool.

The only reason I’m even slightly concerned about it is because we have a mutual best friend, so I will have to deal with him eventually. And she’s on my side in this so at least there’s no tension there. On the abuse side of things...I can’t make that judgment call, but he is definitely one of those “everyone else is…

I’m not a frequent rum drinker, but I’ll consider it haha. And no, I don’t want him to have the satisfaction that this thread exists. Plus I’m playing a game of emotional chicken and I don’t want to be the one who blinks first.

Girl, its taking every non-petty bone in my body not to send this thread to him. Which at least is a step up from yesterday when I fleetingly considered calling in a bomb threat to the venue where he’s going to see the goddamn clown live in a couple weeks.

Yeah, he said something in there how he got his ex’s wedding album thrown in his face and I was like, oh really? Did she mail them to you? Zip them up and email them to you? Or did you go looking for them on Facebook, like you, me, the entire community at Jezebel.com and god himself know you did? And he was all…

This mental image will sustain me. My town is littered in stupid senate primary signs and I want to tear literally all of them down.

I actually had to switch gyms in Atlanta because on more than one occasion Candice Accola ended up on the mat next to me in yoga class and I just found her presence incredibly intimidating. She is absolutely sweet as can be, but I was just recovering from my first of three knee surgeries, and I’m terrible at the “go…

Dark Willow. May she flay Trump and leave him on the White House lawn.

And also, the metaphorical man renovation isn’t even going to work unless he wants to do the work, and you can’t make someone be introspective.

I am here for ALL OF THOSE things and you already know I have a bad habit of drinking rumpelmintze whilst playing beach volleyball. However, I do not hike, so let me know if that’s a deal breaker haha.

I’m just sneaking for an invite to your next trip to Newport, lol. Rhode Island is incredibly underrated.

IT IS and he played that clip for me (with the screen down) and I am haunted by Scary Spice saying “Puhdd-dles” in the middle of the night.