I wish I were in the NY area because I would totally go out with Zukka. I could use some positive vibes and I already enjoy your sense of humor, haha.

“I don’t think it’s a good idea for your partner to be your project.”

ITS A LITERAL FUCKING CLOWN. His name is Puddles, its a thing, you can look it up on YouTube but I can’t link because I’ll essentially have an aneurysm. I was at an art gallery a few years ago in Atlanta and he was performing (which, not my thing, but a 6'8 clown singing Celine Dion has got to be art to some people)…

HE’S 29! I’m 31 and I don’t need to put up with that shit. Its not even really that we were sort of dating - we were going very, very slow because he’s not totally over his ex, who broke up with him two years ago and recently got married, and his unwillingness to fully move on is really just another sign of his…

Plus, if you stick around after the breakup, its creating either false hope for your ex because they think “oh, maybe it’ll take her a while to find a place and she’ll change her mind!” or create a more stressful, volatile situation on top of a situation that is already stressful and painful. Its just not a good idea…

“There is no relationship. That’s not ‘relating,’ you know what I mean? Relationships are about connection, and sometimes rifts and repairs, but he’s clearly not interested in any of that.”

And he’s so fucking ignorant that he doesn’t realize that when you’re talking about Russian adoption, you’re essentially discussing sanctions. They’re two sides of the same coin.

She’s basically telling him what he wants to hear or using therapist type language to get him to feel safe and keep talking. There is a strategy being employed by those reporters.

Its because they want continued access. Maggie Haberman is far smarter than Trump, and a lot of those “behind the scenes” articles are because he calls her. She indulges him a little, and he continues to share his bonkers, addled thoughts unfiltered.

Not that he was the pillar of health a year ago, but he looks terrible. Mental breakdown or not, I honestly am surprised he hasn’t dropped dead. All of the stress, international travel and a diet consisting entirely of charred meats and heavy creams. He is a massive coronary time bomb.

YES it is. Its always been really emotional and heartbreaking, and then since he died, even more so. Especially knowing that it’s actor improvised...ugh. Its an incredible movie.

Yes. Really.

Oh my god, you must watch Like Crazy. Gorgeous, absorbing, heartbreaking...and it’s almost entirely improvised by the actors. Watch it ASAP & let me know what you think!

DAMN. And also, Felicity Jones is an infinitely better actor than NP so I’m excited.

Ok, so I’m in love with you. This is one of the greatest comments I’ve ever read in Jez history and I’ve been here since 2008. And this is kind of fucked up, but in a way I feel like its not socially acceptable to be like...yeah, I’m beautiful, but in a throwaway way, because like I said, its not the most interesting…

Hmm, I had an ETA that apparently got Kinja’d - I was also supposed to be in the Spectre scene because of aforementioned “ethereal”-ness, which I’m fairly certain just means ghostly looking blonde lol and my ballet background, and my mother wouldn’t let me because it was two night shoots and I’d have had to miss…

Tim Burton likes ghostly blondes, and that is who I am to my core, haha. Instead of resting bitch face, I have resting tragedy face - people are always like “HOLY FUCK ARE YOU OK?” and I’m like...yeah, I’m just tired/bored, etc. And thank you for your kind words - I do have a classically beautiful face, and I know and…

Ahahahah, YES that is me! I’m also in the crowd of bystanders watching the fight but that’s harder to see. And what’s really sweet is that a crew member proposed to his girl that day in the field and she had no idea - they made everyone reset and were running the cameras and everything. I also currently live two…

Yes I was! In the scene with the yellow flowers where all the frat bros are going to beat up Ewan McGregor, I’m walking behind all the dudes. I was sixteen, very blonde and wearing a teal wool vintage 50s sweater set with matching circle skirt.

Yeah, but he left her specifically for Claire Danes and I think the rumor mill was that he was with Claire before ending it with Mary-Louise. Whereas Tom Brady left Bridget Moynahan when she was pregnant, and they seem to have a pretty good relationship, so...