It's not like we thought she was shy, but now we know: Not shy.

Dreadfully wrong you are.

what. the. fuck.

Yes, yes, yes. I remember clearly when my oldest (now 13) would not latch on to breastfeed and even the lactation nurse couldn't make her. I was torturing myself about OMG THE BOTTLES. When she drank the first bottle of formula and was happy to do it, it was like the sun finally came out and I could quit sobbing all…

Isn't using sophomoric neologisms to refer to one's genitals grounds for divorce in certain states?

What people don't get is that average lifespan was not only cut short in the past by adults all dying at 50, but by kids dying really young.

An adult saying 'yummy' never really bothered me until reading this line in her magnum opus: "There's no better way to make a baby than with yummy, soulful sex!"

Yeah!!! I hate the anti-vax movement's implication that autism (which, of course, is not actually caused by vaccines) is a fate worse than death. I know a couple autistic guys who occasionally chew their food up and spit it back onto their plates, and have been known to have accidents on the floor from time to time.…

Here is my parenting advice, given to me by a dear family member after the birth of my daughter:

Yep. I really really dislike the adult use of the word "yummy." I don't know why, but it really irks me.

"What in the everloving fuck of all the fucks."

I mean...I guess if you're out and about, and there's no other way to feed the kid...nope, still strange.

Damn, if I had only been eating more gluten free muffins, that pesky PPD wouldn't have flared up. And, I bet it was the coffee I drank while pregnant that caused my son to spaz out and flip into a footling breech position at 41 weeks, requiring me to have section. Better luck next time!

It really burns my noodle when people who have benefited from good luck, good health care and/or won the genetic lottery take their good fortune as proof that they have somehow found the Holy Grail of parenting, and proselytize whatever kinky path they've taken as The Way.

Oh Alicia.... why? You used to be someone who made sense to me.

Thanks Alicia Silverstone, way to reaffirm the belief held by so many that all vegans are nut jobs. Damnit, I really liked some of her advice on her website about the ethics of buying firsthand and secondhand clothes as a vegan, but the anti-vax folks need to die in a fucking fire. The idea that people would rather a…

Agree.