Ha ha! No, but I kind of felt that way!

This will be an unpopular opinion. Mustangs are ungodly uncomfortable, and it’s designers should be beaten for creating such an ergonomic abomination. The mystique of being a driver’s car in any sense is crap.

Barf. My wife drives a 2011 Lamda platform crossover (Acadia).

Totally. We told them my wife really liked my driving performance at Madison Square Garden and she waited around after the show to meet me. In actual fact, we both work in an office and met at a bar after work in Tribeca.

I thought about that but my Photoshop skills are...poor. I was considering temporarily editing the driver history of Grave Digger on Wikipedia.

Wow, that’s fun! For several years I have successfully convinced my kids that I met my wife at a monster truck jam. Where I was the driver for Grave Digger. My daughter is quite talkative and I’ve gotten a few curious questions for her friends’ moms.

But you’ll have to take 2 trips vs. Jason’s one to carry the same load. Who’s happier now?

I can’t tell you how many cars I’ve seen lately without headlights on. Either they have DRLs or they only have parking lights / fogs on. If just the parking / fogs are on, it’s so easy to forget to switch on the full headlamps when it’s dark.

Yep. Sometimes you just need the reliability of a stand-alone unconnected tool. That’s why I got my son an old-fashioned clock radio for Christmas (albeit, with a docking port). Unfortunately that still can’t combat the basic human condition; he slept through it this morning as it blared 12 inches from his head.

What exactly do grid girls look like? I need more context to be fully informed. Off to google some images.

Replace “Grid” with “Grilled” and things get far more delicious. China: Grilled Panda.

It’s quite simple, really. Subaru has built in the proper number of cup holders for long distance trips. Each passenger gets 2 cup holders: one for the input liquid...and one for the output liquid. Plus spares.

Hmmm, actually you’re quite right. Most say the styling and chassis are nice, but that it is overpriced, thirsty, and cheap inside. Not sure their priorities are right, personally.

The G20 wasn’t nearly as “meh” as all the other “meh” cars. It was actually very comfortable to ride in.

The local PETA activists took exception to the “quail hunting” part of the Jeep and had a vegan BBQ party.

That traffic just made me throw up a little bit.

Not so much, and that’s fine with me. I’ve never partaken, either. Kind of a dud that way I guess.

Having seen Foo Fighters play several times, I can attest that Taylor Hawkins grins like Animal the entire time he’s playing. It’s weird to see a dude look so incredibly happy for that amount of time.

We that that toaster. It was great. I hate my current toaster but won’t get rid of it until it dies. It refuses to croak, much to my displeasure.

Foo Fighters and cars. Two parts of my world just came together in a delightful way.