I mean, it has to be called Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money, right? In any case, I’m not sure this is a good idea — for one thing, John Candy won’t be in it and he was one of the best things about the original. Perhaps some genre parodies making fun of IP should just be left alone.

Polls were neck and neck in 2020, and Biden won by 7 million votes.

The Gorilla tape will hold things together just fine until landing!

90% of the far right is a grift from top to bottom anyway, whether you’re talking about Trump, anti-vaxxers, sov-cits, preppers, prosperity gospel nutjobs, goldbugs, or any one of the hundreds of other scams out there. Frankly, I’m surprised a Trumpcoin scam took this long.

And they were off by a country mile in 2016.

Polls are meaningless, even though the media refuses to admit it. You have to consider the types of people who actually answer polls (typically older, stay-at-home types, and those types of people usually lean conservative), and you also have to remember that far too many people are just politically unaware and don’t…

White wine goes back to the bronze age in what is now Iran, where the Greeks got it, and then of course the Romans. And believe it or not, an ancient Roman could enjoy chilled wine, see:

the former president is neck-and-neck in the polls with President Joe Biden

These people just WANT to be scammed. They are the living embodiment of the "shut up and take my money" gif.

*world’s tiniest violin*
Poor Cybertruck owners :(

Somehow I doubt you could put out all the fires on day 1… or even know about each fire.

I’m sure it was pure coincidence too that anti vaxxers overwhelming support Trump, that Trump started it. Why Biden let it continue is an open question though. 

Well said. Not the time to try to convince people that masks don’t work or that vaccines are dangerous. This makes me angry with my own country’s government, and for once Cheetolini is not the only one at fault.

I propose we refer to them as “herbs.”

so fulfilling to see the Sandy Hook families’ with their boot on Alex Jones’ neck.

“The Connecticut Plaintiffs have never wanted money from Jones but to silence him.”

“The Connecticut Plaintiffs have never wanted money from Jones but to silence him.”

He could spend the rest of his life sucking dick in a back alley for spare change and he’d still have it better than he deserves.

Hey James, now that Gizmodo’s not owned by the herb anymore, how about finally booting the obvious trolls?