It’s so he can remove the embroidery if he doesn’t win (which he’s not) because sadly Floridians are stuck with him until 2027. 

I’d just like to add (as a native Floridian who hates this motherfucker) the reason they called out only Delta and American is because those are the only 2 companies who fly out of the Tallahassee “International” Airport.

Can we talk about that stupid fucking shirt he wears with his name embroidered on both moobs? I see it in every photo of him and it looks ridiculous. Is he deathly afraid of not being recognized?

you cant fly with all the demons

...of Florida was a strange omission.

Can you imagine being such a meathead that you see your presidential run hitting a wall and you still want to use private planes to travel? He and his wife’s head are filled with straw.

In fairness, it’s not like DeSantis would really save money flying commercial; have you seen the up-charges and fees on checking asylum seekers?!?

It’s almost as if he’s running a shitty campaign on purpose so he can be the Florida meth trailer park version of the Kennedys.

Of course she’s getting death threats. She made a conservative white man feel bad. 

I love how in the picture they’re all praying. Because, let’s not fool ourselves, it’s because of this magician in the sky that we’re in the place we’re in. To put it another way, these people are anti-abortion zealots because of a fictional story that’s been rewritten a million times. Fuck this shit.

Uvlade Texas is a small town. Good thing no one ever tried anything there.

Conservatives and Projection are a pretty strong duo as well

quite a missed opportunity with all of them in one place...

So, is this panel important or a bunch of nobodies signaling the only way a woman would want to have a child with them is if there were “no takes-backsies?”

While the condemning a woman part seems terribly on brand for these assholes, the whole thing seems to ascribe a lot more agency to the woman than they tend to do. Isn’t the real problem here the man who put his seed somewhere that wouldn’t, couldn’t or a least isn’t going to yield good fruit? Why are these guys…

“disregard for optics” is, I believe, the current GOP platform.

If they are ever able to get this kind of legislation through, then I bet their next step will be to legalize rape. But also, eliminate child support. 

Welcome to Gilead.

It’s a bumpy road on a Cletus Safari. 

A bunch of MAGAt’s promoting violence after being called out on their bull... color me shocked.