Well, you’ll notice the vast majority of articles, and the reactions in them, about “first reactions to [whatever movie]” are nearly entirely rapturous praises, so... yeah you’re probably pretty close to the mark there.

So, these first reaction things don’t matter, right? It’s my understanding that if you’re invited to one of these premiers, it’s predicated on the idea that you’ll write a good tweet about the movie. Is that accurate?

DeSantis is obsessed with everyone’s genitalia especially children’s.

In fairness, the Republicans have been edging towards this for an exceedingly long time now; we shouldn’t be too surprised if they’ve worked themselves into a froth.

I would like to request a moratorium on all further mentions of Stormy Daniels description of Trump's penis. I consider being forced to consider the appearance of his genitalia a form of abuse.

To be fair, Ron “Pus in Boots” does give off some serious microdik energy. His obsession with bashing trans and drag rights is right in line with that 1" clit we know he’s sporting...

I wonder how far out we are from RNC “debates” devolving into literal pissing contests. If it doesn’t happen this year, I’d say it’s almost certainly going to happen by 2028. Then you’ll have women like Nikki Haley out there competing with prosthetics, explaining that it doesn’t make her trans just because she wears a…

What do you expect from a group of men who use the implied threat of violence to have any sort of sexual relations?

This is all so sad and pitiful and undignified, and yet I am certain that the “Tiny D” shit is absolutely driving DeSantis crazy inside. I bet he’s begged his handlers to let him respond publicly about how well-endowed he is, and they say no, and every day DeSantis just slow burns a little more. With any luck, about…

I’m guessing that’s exactly what he was counting on.

Well, these are people who voluntarily went to meet Trump at a diner. They probably would have been disappointed if he didn’t do something super-tacky and on-brand like ducking the check.

Maybe he expected the restaurant to just comp everyone?

Can we just agree that anyone that shows up to celebrate Donald Trump’s birthday deserves the grift?

The fact that some people think this loser is sent directly by God to save America blows my mind and makes me feel like maybe Clinton was right when she made her ill-fated “deplorable” comment.

I would bet the majority of Trump voters thought he was scum or at least knew he was a “successful” guy because he lied,…

Is ANYONE surprised at this? Anyone at all?

Grifters gotta grift.

I think it’s the other way around, actually - he clearly didn’t actually want to win in 2016 (and was visibly surprised when he “won”), and now he desperately wants to in order to try to stay out of jail.  His disadvantage this time is that the syphilis has had seven more years to advance.

The most spectacular dine-and-dash in history! No one has ever seen anything like it!

women who “hate woke period brands that pay transgender men to promote feminine products.”

Besides, a jury in New York already decided he was neither totally nor completely innocent. 

How is being a “totally and completely innocent man” from being a “completely innocent man” or a “totally innocent man” or just an “innocent man?”