I almost went with this but figured it was too obscure. Well done!

How many Deadspin writers have secret Burner Kinja accounts to purposefully be bad commenters?

this was a guy who crawled out of a SUV rollover with a broken spine and suited up the next week for a team that was like 3-7-1 and led them to the playoffs. All the armchair heroes calling Cam a pussy would still be collecting disability checks on a wildlife refuge.

#NihilistTacoBell

I strongly recommend that you listen to Undisclosed, or at the very least Truth and Justice. As a for instance, did you know that the time sheet submitted by Don, referenced by Serial, had a fake Employee ID number on it? That his mother was general manager at one LensCrafters and his now step mother, the general…

That’s not how you do sex.

Serial was mostly about Sarah’s journey into finding the truth of the case but Undisclosed actually delves into the nitty gritty by lawyers who knows how the law should work. Without Serial, there wouldn’t be an Asia alibi but undisclosed found the tower information. Truth and Justice found all the Don misinformation.

Totally. They made it seem like some sort of psuedo-honor killing, which in the context of this case, made zero sense. Here was this kid who regularly had sex, smoked weed, drank, and dated, all of which his parents and his faith prohibited, but we are supposed to believe that he became enraged enough by his break-up…

Except Jay didn’t actually talk to the police until after the body was found(by Mr. S) and knowledge of where Hae was found wasn’t a secret.

If you want to help, you should donate to the various Innocence Projects around the country.

Discombobulated needs to be careful with that one, she can turn this around and say he was the one who initiated the flirting. Then he’d really have a shit storm on his hand.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

I was working at a call center at the time and I kid you not, all phone traffic stopped for the two minutes it took to read the verdict. Thousands of phone calls that normally would have come in and not a single ring. Those that were already on the phone just stopped talking to hear the verdict. It was surreal.

Based on the last two elections? Because you had a stretch there where Carter, Reagan, Clinton and Junior Bush went from Governor to President. That’s....28 of 32 years.

The Calvin Johnson Rule Against Perpetuities.

As much as I can’t stand his actual videos, or him in general, I do have to admit that he seems like a pretty chill guy, and has a lot of class. He knows how to handle conflict and upset fans, and really does seem to care about his viewers.

Oh my, yes.

+1 = 50

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.