This is A.V. Club, I think you’re looking for the incel site.

If you want to go off by yourself to hunt for an idol, you don’t ask the rest of the tribe, “Hey, you guys think there might be a hidden idol out there?” Instead, you ask, “Hey, any of you already getting hit with horrible diarrhea?” Talk about your struggles not to shit your pants for a few minutes, and I guarantee…

Yeah, now I would definitely like up to see a movie about H-Dawg and his Accounts Receivable posse taking on those bitches in Accounts Payable.

I’m going to do this. I don’t have food poisoning, I’m just excited to give it a try.

There are a lot of reasons that Gen X being lazy is a myth. For starters, eh fuck it. *burble burble burble*

It seems the multiple catcher visits per inning tend to occur most frequently with a runner on second, due to signal stealing paranoia. It will be interesting to see if, under this new rule, hitters league-wide see their averages go up with runners on second. My guess it that it will have no impact at all because that…

Football is also 10% action and 90% downtime. Though I guess, come to think of it, people complain about the length of football games as well.

Let he or she who has not played the National Anthem as makeout music cast the first stone.

I’m sure the FAA will determine that the cause of this crash was that the driver/pilot was texting during the takeoff.

Hey, if you’re not going to discuss the fuckability of the athletes you might as well be watching NBC.

Jesus H. Christ, this sport sucks.

I think most Americans are rooting against the U.S. team this year, out of fear that Trump will take credit for their accomplishments. Every medal won by an athlete from a “shithole” country is a thumb in Trump’s eye and a thumb up Pence’s butt.

You miserable corksocker, I’ma gonna wrap you bells in a sling!

The owners may not pass on savings to the fans, but they are equally unlikely to just eat higher salaries. They will simply raise prices on tickets, t-shirts, and hot dogs to make up for the loss. Either way it is the fans paying for it.

That was me, too. It’s humiliating to have your own daughter tell you that you have gone “too far” because you are screaming at Cris Collinsworth to shut his filthy whore mouth.

I could be wrong, but I thought the rule is that a play will stand on any dead ball penalty (flag thrown after the play is over and the whistle is blown). They can impose penalty yards on the next play (if there is one) but they can’t impact the play that was already completed.

You mean like arresting them for drug use, drunk driving, or soliciting prostitutes? That would take all the fun out of being rich!

Ironic that the peacock is the mascot of NBC, and the woman being murdered is the mascot of CBS.

Thanks, Obama!

That’s copyrighted from my upcoming YA mystery, “Gary Ma’gary and the Hairy Dingleberry.”